andrew kim$

i keep everything public just in case nardwuar or someone wants to give me gifts

i'm doing the eat yo veggies challenge #eatyoveggieschallenge teapawt.net/i/election/10472548274…

when i eat banh mi i wear the rubber band for the rest of the day. like a trophy after a big hunt

it took five years but my mom finally added me back on Find My Friends

they should add a random select option on the ballots

they dont talk about the skill adjustment period when moving between iphones

imma buy one of these for my one bedroom apartment

[pointing to a guy sitting at a bar]: sell me this Ben

you have met me at a very korean time in my life. because i am korean. and have been for quite a while.

nah i cant go out tonight, im really trying to stay on santa's nice list this year

me personally, i would never want to split with my gs

i stand with working class americans like mr. pibb, and not with elitist billionaires like dr. pepper

i think i still have time to grow a couple more inches

i think im running out of time to figure out what my signature move is gonna be

woke 1.0 was crazy they got us taking tests and doing homework and going to class

type shit

before i die imma upload my likeness into a datacenter so that they could make a robot version of me that just hangs out and chills with the homies

when i get really bored sometimes i doomscroll the amazon app

it would be awesome to be a bird. i can just shit on whatever car i want