Kim

And relax 🙌 and big 🖕 to all your party poopers me and my boy are cosy and happy ♥️

My weird and wonderful thought for today !!! WHY !!!! Are people like are you putting your tree up this early !!! Like why the fuck not !!! Anyone would think it's in there front fucking room 😂😅 if I want enjoy something a little longer than some do then me and my boy will 🖕

Right being 5ft and having a what I think is placement OCD and an 8 ft tree and a shit leg is becoming quite the challenge 😂 I just can't get mi balls right 😂😂

was gonna put my tree up last night but made the fatal mistake of putting it in the shed and my nose found out that cats have been in there pissing on the tree!! So tree shopping it is !! I won't except anything under 8ft !! Fuck of with size doesn't matter tree size does 😂

today in just a mum stood smiling at her kid thinking carry on ya little shit and in gonna drop kick you into next fucking week !!! 🙌

It was definitely the fanny fart tweet that turned that around 😂😂

I was nearly right 😅

Errmm @ManUtd iv got a 9 year old son who scores goals EVERY WEEK if you wanna borrow him for Sunday in a 100% sure 99.9% of the fans will enjoy watching him more than watching this shit

This is more embarrassing than the time my costume made a fanny fart noise when I sat down in the steam room 😭

Maguire header tonight .... Just saying 😅🙌

Waheyyyy absolutely love this 🙌 my mind is now at ease thank you very much you naked bunch of people keep feeling and swinging free ♥️🙌

Serious question do naturists put clothes on when they are cold , cos I hate being cold and if you couldn't I'd be so pissed of not that im gonna be a naturist just one of many shit things that go through my weird and wonderful head 😅

Might just put my Xmas tree up fuck it

gutted iv just been told my surgery won't be till next year now IV only been waiting half of my life for it !!! And they finally put me on the list last year and now they said next year !! iv worked for the NHS for over a decade !! I live in pain but who gives a fuck aye 😭

IV had a fooking nightmare 😭 go to move my car on my break so im not miles away when I Finnish !! Got stuck in a storm absolutely soaked and when I got there I'd left my window open 😭 cars wetter than a otters fanny 😭😭

Back on night shift tonight let's see if my leg holds up seen as it's hanging on by a thread 😅 and trying to get up them ten flights of steps at old Trafford yesterday was not worth the fucking pain !!!

Told Archie to get his football boots so he can clean em ( I make him do othem or he doesn't go football ) he said they will be clean soon I said what , he said iv put them in the washing machine 😭😭 I pressed go 10 minutes ago without knowing 😭

So far on my week off iv fell and ended up in hospital , indicated on one way streets about a million times, made a cheese cake , gone about like Archie's maid and cook and cleaned up a million times , should of just booked a holiday 😂