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That’s Michael and Jordan from Sinners

Talking to my friend after hooking up with my crush: yea bro she ripped me shreds- no like , my limbs and skin, it all stripped from my bones

Yea bro I went to high school with her, she invited the 6th stage of grief

Flying too close to the sun later if anyone needs anything

*hugging me and feeling something rly sharp stab you* “Oh my bad that’s just the thorn that rots my flesh”

Does anyone know how I can

Twin I’m crusting

Well bro, we tried to tell you, don’t bet on the losing dog

“I like your shoes!” Thank you! They are actually peeling the skin off my heel and exposing bone as we speak :)

Bro can u come over and probe me?

They are putting me down tomorrow if you want to join

This is my friend Hi and his wife How Are You

Can I tug it ?

All dih no bah

I just made a pot of fucking bullshit if you wan t a bowl

She H my D til I’m i

Jackin my Johnson til its upside down

Who up thinking ab Kate’s bush

Going gently into the dark night later, anyone need anything ?

Who up witnessing they jehovah