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A$AP Burg

@kingdragonitis

ask me how many buzzer beaters ive hit

Joined August 2023
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Calling the diana russini cheating scandal before the world knew shit Thats the Burger News Network difference
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Asahi Surfsides Margs Guinness Cfb slate Chicks leather pants
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The median voter is retarded
Mor Edge Insight (@MorEdge_Insight) profile pictureMor Edge Insight
@MorEdge_InsightNov 6
Wow. Senator John Kennedy. How is this not everywhere. Seriously. This is insane. Listen to what he’s actually saying.
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The playoff effect
Front Office Sports (@FOS) profile pictureFront Office Sports
@FOSNov 4
College football viewership is down 11% through October compared to last season. FBS game broadcasts are averaging 1.6 million viewers across all Nielsen-rated networks.

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If you slap a qb with your bare hand on his hard helmet its the maximum possible penalty distance
JP Finlay (@JPFinlayNBCS) profile pictureJP Finlay
@JPFinlayNBCSNov 3
So this isn’t roughing but what Chaisson did was?
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I thought it said 1 ANAL 5
Washington Capitals (@Capitals) profile pictureWashington Capitals
@CapitalsNov 1
Homestand continues on Tuesday #CapsWild
Final: Caps 1, Wild 5

ALT Final: Caps 1, Wild 5

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There he goes again
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Pure Angles (@PureAngles) profile picturePure Angles@PureAnglesNov 1
NPG/A as a STRIKER in PL since 2023/24: 0.85 per 90 (total 87) → Haaland 0.82 per 90 (total 33) → Havertz 0.74 per 90 (total 53) → Isak 0.49 per 90 (total 13) → Gyokeres
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20 drinks is the appropriate amount. 73 is crazy
Allie ✞ (@allie__voss) profile pictureAllie ✞
@allie__vossOct 28
I am once again reminding everyone that the average person cannot remotely conceive of how much alcoholics put back There is an entire decile of Americans drinking over 10 per day on average
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💡
based16z (@based16z) profile picturebased16z
@based16zOct 29
My friend got iPhone duo
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That settles it
Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) profile pictureFabrizio Romano
@FabrizioRomanoOct 28
🚨✨ OFFICIAL: Ballon d’Or announce Cristiano Ronaldo 2008 has been voted as the BEST BALLON D’OR OF ALL TIME. 🌕
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New York Post (@nypost) profile pictureNew York Post
@nypostOct 25
Tom Brady dating supermodel Candice Swanepoel: report trib.al/yQrOyS4
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Prime messi
Iniestactics (@Iniestactics) profile pictureIniestactics
@IniestacticsOct 22
Messi vs Real Madrid from 13/14 to 21/22
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Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) profile pictureAdam Schefter
@AdamSchefterOct 20
Commanders Pro Bowl WR Terry McLaurin tore his patellar tendon and will miss the rest of the season, per HC Dan Quinn.
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Bro The amount of suffering i had to endure on these work trips and now its dark red on the burger coochie heat map? Unbelievable
Pirate Wires (@PirateWires) profile picturePirate Wires
@PirateWiresOct 21
SF’s dating pool was once, as an Egyptian founder put it to us, “drier than the desert in my homeland.” Now, gorgeous women are flocking to the city. Why? As AI gets cheaper to build, companies flush with venture cash are hiring beautiful women to charm investors and clients. Enjoy it while it lasts, gentlemen. As @nicolewizman1 writes: paying hotties 6 figures to get drunk with your business prospects feels like a pretty good sign we’re in a bubble. 👇
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When youre big youre big
ESPN PR (@ESPNPR) profile pictureESPN PR
@ESPNPROct 21
Monday Night Football’s strong momentum continued in Week 6 🏈📈 More: bit.ly/4ixB1T4
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This is rigged
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We are gonna win
JP Finlay (@JPFinlayNBCS) profile pictureJP Finlay
@JPFinlayNBCSOct 20
Flag has got to be bigger
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As an experienced skins fan this game just feels like one of our rando wins that makes no sense but just happens. +7.5, on the road, vs undefeated niners. Auto win.
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Dont have to worry about skins losing today
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Talked to zero lings Watched cfb all day Ate a million chicken tenders 19 surfsides and 6 mich ultras “If i was single i would wheel her” “This game is rigged” “Whos got the bag?” Strip club session Blast some lil baby Doordash burritos God this shit is so dope
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