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ivan pussypalmer

@kinneybeans

hawkeyes #1 fan

 ivan, van or five he/him white
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Joined September 2021
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kate bishop dying in a glue trap #KillKateBishopMonday
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we have to eliminate pete davidson
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Nina⚡@snikttbub15h
I did it heh, used both logos tho!
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Nina⚡ (@snikttbub) profile pictureNina⚡@snikttbubOct 29
Should I make a Laura and Gabby version, I haven't seen those myself
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lilli 🦂@vmp1r3b1t3s5h
Literally nothing in your house is sterile unless you live in a fucking hospital this is stupid
🎃Spoopy but Pretentious She-Wolf ⚧🔻🐺🎃 (@tired_la_wolfie) profile picture🎃Spoopy but Pretentious She-Wolf ⚧🔻🐺🎃@tired_la_wolfie19h
piss isn't sterile and the shower water isn't going to be hot enough to sterilze the bottom of your tub
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∀ goop 🟢@goopshorty4h
middle schoolers are the funniest people on the planet
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yara #INDONESIASADAR@citlaliiree5h
xis neves. is this hip with the kids ...................
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yara #INDONESIASADAR (@citlaliiree) profile pictureyara #INDONESIASADAR@citlaliireeOct 29
yes!! im gonna be zatanna when i go out with a friend :) i can post pictures here
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kat bishop and laura kitty
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#goodnight i’m taking my nap. feeling sleepy but also joyful and relaxed. i love nap time it’s the best part of my day. bye guys love you all mwah
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okay i hit the character limit i can confirm that it still exists. the counter just won’t show up what’s up with that why would they delete it
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ivan pussypalmer (@kinneybeans) profile pictureivan pussypalmer@kinneybeansOct 28
where did the character counter on here go. i can’t see it wheb i type what’s up with that. is my app just glitching or did they remove it
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sometimes i think about ivan the terrible and i wonder if i am also a terrible ivan. am i evil guys be honest
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that one friend who’s really into monkeys
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guys are you on letterboxd. what’s ur letterboxd guys 👀
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what if you broke your thumb. that would suck you never realize how much you need your thumbs until you think about it. they are one of the most vital body parts in my opinion
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see i typed this whole thing out with my thumbs. if i didn’t have my thumbs i wouldn’t be able to post as effectively and maybe i wouldn’t be ivan pussypalmer. which would be so sad nobody wants that
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*rubbing my evil and malicious paws together* mwahahahahahahahaha meowhahahahahaha
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i’m sorry this is cringe and lame i just wanted an excuse to post the photo
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can cats be blonde like humans or dogs. we don’t call dogs blonde but some of them objectively are like what else would you call it
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listen up everyone kipdom says i can be british now. i am coming to london wait for me british oomfs.
kipdom (@JoshBrooking361) profile picturekipdom@JoshBrooking3618h
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Awh thats a shame i accept u as an honoury british.
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not actually coming to london but i wish. i can dream
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#fatfaggotfriday 👅
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this is the funniest fucking thing i've ever seen
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🍑🧡 (@PeachxxTea) profile picture🍑🧡@PeachxxTeaOct 29
Replying to @VOMB0T
You run an 18+ Looney Tunes server.
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