Stop asking me what my tattoos mean. I’ve got a frog playing a fucking banjo on my leg, it doesn’t mean shit, it’s just cute.
I literally have like flashbacks of all the concerts I go to and I just smile bc they’re literally the most fun times of my life
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Me: “ok your total is..hold on it’s loading.”
Customer: “wow! So it’s free?! Hahaha”
Me: “a ki ki ki nah it’s $17.66.”
I don’t understand, y’all think it’s funny as cool to post fake threats about shooting up a school??
I love when ppl tell me I need to brush my hair, like girl if I brush this mane you gonna tell me to unbrush it afterwards.
I had a mental break down at work tonight and I coped with it by throwing all the things coming out the oven in the floor. Oops.
I listen to AA and falling in reverse cause I wanna hear you talk about sluts and stupid shit not your whole life memoir.
Told this lil bitch at work don't come back tomorrow if she gonna stay on her phone all day and she said "Bet" then clocked out. I was LIVID.
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he literally Iooks like mr.krabs when he lost his shell teapawt.net/chad_hunter22/status/9…
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