@kivbot

pastry chef at United Frontadelic Parliament-Funkadelic Liberation Brigade

 the lights of cincinnati
Joined March 2014
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philip lewis
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WASHINGTON (AP) — State Department says it will give US visas to defeated Brazilian presidential candidate Flávio Bolsonaro and his family.
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Simón Levy
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I can confirm that @FlavioBolsonaro is no longer in Brazil and is on his way to the United States. A US protective operation is underway to ensure his safety.
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Brazil’s results tonight are a big endorsement for the idea that every country should have a second “are you you sure about that” election a couple weeks after the first one for the important stuff
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brent 🌹🗽@BrentInQueensOct 25
FLÁVIO BOLSONARO
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luquito@luquitucoOct 25
fez simplesmente *a foto* do final da temporada da sua vida política. goat.
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hasanabi
@hasanthehunOct 26
this is why lula won, cus the cia's best agents are now medically stupid.
Nick shirley
@nickshirleyyOct 24
BRAZIL IS ERUPTING 🔥 Thousands of people chanting, “Lula is a thief his place is prison” @lucaspavanato @nikolas_dm @FlavioBolsonaro
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Ashok Kumar
@comrade_kumar_Oct 25
Liberals: “My Brazilian friend says that Lula destroyed his country.” Their Brazilian friend:
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every fuckin time lol god I hate them
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theyre calling it übertargeting
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it’s time for tennessee-scarolina
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haven’t seen an oil rich institution get bombed like this in forever (like three days)
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Matt Brown
@MattBrownEPOct 23
If you're seeking a discrete partnership with the CIA to overthrow a government, please email [email protected].
Secretary Marco Rubio
@SecRubioOct 23
To those who seek to create positive change in Cuba - now is the time. The disappointment of failed promises, corruption, and the privileged lives of only a few; seize this opportunity to create the change you desire through a discrete partnership with the CIA.
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Hell is real (derogatory)
David Covucci
@DavidCovucciOct 23
Here's the totals, in handy (some might say shareable!) graphic form!
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big t scored a potentially season-saving gamewinner last night
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total vindication for us teenage hadebe stans
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cincy til I die 🤝 it’s the ope that kills you xitter.cf/joestarjokic/status/19…
Zach Blandford@zachblandfordOct 21
Quick reminder: It’s Cincy ‘til I die. Not Cincy ‘til the results are disappointing.
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the camera work makes the moment even better
On3
@On3Oct 20
NEW: Tennessee set the highest scientifically verified dB record in College Football history against Alabama on this play (130.3), the school announced. (via ABC) xitter.cf/gmannVOLS/status/21116…
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Paladin Posting@DevotionOathOct 19
PROBLEMATIC AGE GAP. MY PARTNER IS STILL MAKING STONE HANDAXES WHILE I AM ADORNED IN BEAUTIFUL BRONZE
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the fc is so ass right now I’m starting to think lucho could fix us
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alas! the siren song of I-75 beckons!
sleater kivvey@kivbotOct 15
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i got a kid on the way, we gotta start spacing out the things that make me wanna walk into traffic
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