Buana, AI ads/posters will kill us one day.😆
This is Safaricom @MyOneApp_Mpesa. Nimeshangaa wanaanza pia kuschedule maandamano, kumbe ni event ya rugby 15s.
You need to hire a graphic designer. I know you might be thinking you're saving time and resources, but this is so hectic.
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Felix Dajo has been camping in my e-mail lately.
Safaricom, through that 0722000000, has been calling me regarding the postpay "debt" that I don't even care about.
I suggest to you, @Safaricom_Care, since you don't care, just leave me a loan—alone.
@SafaricomPLC @Safaricom_Care, on August 27, 2026, at 11:57 AM, I sent an email to your dedicated customer support email for Home Fibre and Home 5G Wi-Fi queries ([email protected]), with the subject "Request for Immediate Termination of Safaricom 5G Home Account 757524689."
In that email, I clearly stated what was causing me to stop using your provider network.
However, yesterday, I received your call from 0722000000, again regarding my 5G home router. Heck, I don't have the router, and I don't have the account since it's already terminated.
The other time, I was forced to pay a bill to get me out of Postpay, something I didn't get myself into.
Not to add more, please suspend (bar), restrict, or terminate the provision of services from this Safaricom Home Account: 757524689.
Thanks.
HUMANITY IS LOSING ITS
GENIUSES
ARISTOTLE DIED,
NEWTON PASSED AWAY,
EINSTEIN DIED
AND I'M NOT FEELING WELL TODAY...
