@kkrocketz

I am normal guy. #22

 Berlin, Germany
Joined March 2019
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They put him in North Carolina and made him drink a lot of beer
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at the end of the day it's not about the size of the pieces but the harmony of their system
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only one in my graduate level class with stickers on laptop
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i would like to dedicate this viral moment to my dear friend @twerkdotcom 22 birthday who is teacher with stickers on laptop❤️
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when u realize the app these days is mostly just a simulation of the kinds of things u could maybe say to a person it becomes a bit more whatever
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on EU Vinted posting ISO cross-sex hormones
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Every time that little blossom of testosterone seeps out of the injection site i instinctually wipe it and lick it off my hand even though i know fully well it's not gonna do anything and it will absolutely taste like chemical
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making friends over cigarette >>>>>
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lol they weren't even joking the bakery 1 block from my flat has the viral $60 soho bread for €4,35
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Ice cream tweet going viral and yet i mostly just want to go viral in the heart of one girl...
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€2,50 cop copine from ur friend who fw grey
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explaining the weed to a german: so imagine this nugget lives in northwest berlin
seraph@despaird0llOct 6
(explaining this weed strain to an american) so imagine a burger on the most important day of its life
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the truth is whatever cohesive trans twt may have existed got severely 1 shotted by algo changes over the past couple years. it only ever worked if u can avoid the shit u find a) annoying or b) dysphoria-inducing and now that is like all of it. ts not even fun to talk abt anymore
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my message to my peers is this: i dont rlly hate myself and i definitely don't hate u. at the end of the day we must live with ourselves
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Can they make high-protein beer
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We 100% gotta start publicly hanging pol who sell clothes for $100+ and don't show a pic of the materials tag. i know ur trying to fuck me rn
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Having ice cream in ur house is basically the same as having heroin in ur house #icecream #realcreamers
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U ever seen a trade in the rough ?
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the breakfast that makes u shit immediately >>>>
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#throwback to when i was talking to this nascent they/them and they brought up recognizing my gf from jacking off to her ?
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Keith🦴 retweeted
nathan@errantfagOct 2
when my boyfriend’s pup friend was about to do a dog walking interview and my bf said “boy you better take that dog collar off before they think you about to rape their dog” 😭
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