Kyle

having a small friend group is nice until they're all busy

Fake laughing with customers is a real skill

my rent so damn high that's why i be home all day, i'm trying get my money's worth

sleep is a scam, i be taking 3 naps and i'll still be tired asf

Date someone who understands you're just kidding on Twitter

girls can't find their hair ties but they know what you said 7 months ago at 6:40 pm

"you're so quiet" nah i talk, just not to you

i just really "lmfaoooooo" through life cause shit be spiraling out of control

when a girl says "what?" it's not because she didn't hear you, she's just giving you a chance to change what you said

me? scared to lose you? LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOyoudamnrightbitchiloveyouOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

siblings don't really apologize after an argument they just be like "wanna go get food"

Class be hitting different when you actually know what tf is going on

i can't wait to get rich so i can take my mom out shopping, so when she grab something she wants i can say "no put it back"

it's nothing personal but sometimes i just don't feel like texting people back & idk why, i just don't