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the Multi-Colored Highlighter industry inventing female literacy
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I Found Peace In The Dubuque Rest Stop
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"buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz eh heh heh we hope you enjoyed ouah little joke dere, dis is petah"
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"You forgot to attach the Gigachad image"
I'm trying to get into Type O Negative but so far it feels like the band made music explicitly to have sex with 90's teenage groupies. It feels like I am being sexually harassed by Peter Steele with every song.
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At the work social off an adderall getting far too invested in Sharons Florida vacation story
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This makes me so sad. Some people have pitiful gaydads.
Don’t show me stuff like this
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I miss PilotRedSun
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griselda likes to sit on the window sill in my bedroom most mornings. it’s about 4 feet up so she usually shouts at me to pick her up to get there. once i ignored her long enough and she got up by using the air filter as a step.
It's funny that people think cats aren't intelligent enough to do tricks. My cat walks into the bathroom, meows once, and my husband comes running to turn on the faucet for her. She trained him to do this.
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I am in awe of how boring hyperindividualism is. Everything revolves around the “self-discovery journeys” of the most insipid people imaginable, doing nothing but gazing into their own skulls and converting resources into shit & piss. The fact that the words “human possibilities” could be made so small and uninspiring as to mean “people having complicated feelings about their genitals” really says it all. What a failure
Gender binary puts horrible boundaries on human possiblities
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There’s this excerpt from “Think and Grow Rich” — infamous self help slop by one hit wonder Napoleon Hill: the purposeless man is disgusting, repellant, everyone can feel it, the man with nowhere to be nothing to do just aimlessly wandering by, idle hands are the devil’s playthings, etc… Of course this is not a direct quote but the general idea haunts me all the time: the world can tell when you’re lost, when you’re not on any particular mission, it manifests in the way you walk, the way you move, every unsure step, it’s the same thing in writing. It’s gripping when you know where you’re going, when you’ve got a point to all this, but when you don’t— you’re nothing, you’re just making everybody uneasy and wasting people’s time.
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Dabbling in watercolor again and having a Bad Time
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The future is entirely composed of cliques that intake all their info in different mediums. Facebook will show you that there is a huge margin of people that attended No Kings rallies who can only form opinions if it is presented by two losers doing an epic musical about it.
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I used to be very eager to see the future of self driving cars until I felt the presence of Henry Ford in the corner of my bedroom one night in 2011. He said if the car drives you, your gay
This is the car equivalent of this
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This is the car equivalent of this
Coffee and Contemplation just hits harder in the Tesla Cybercab.
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Anytime you see anyone complaining about a relationship or vagueposting on here remember that there is a house made of adobe in The Gambia full of people trying their hardest to break your spirit in hopes that elon mails them a nickel
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Remembering the time a 40 year old laborer i worked with said “numbers are one thing. But decimals? You’re gonna lose me”
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He often said “i got into the trades because i’m bad at math” brother your primary tool is a tape measurer
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BREAKING: Girlfriend Upset After Boyfriend Puts on The Deer Hunter for Relaxed Movie Night
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