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When I sign off an email with “Best”, I am not wishing anyone the best. I am saying that I am the best.
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This guy said the quiet part out loud and you can feel his anger and disgust… I couldn’t agree more..
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Disrespectful
Game 6 of 2026 WNBA Finals to Be Played at State Farm Arena on Thursday, October 29 at 12:30 P.M. ET
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Just learned the ‘You Can See Everything’ movie happened because Lance Oppenheim sent a cold email to Nathan Fielder. Then Nathan invited Lance to his ‘private magic club’. Long live cold emails
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if you werent here for the 2023 washington wizards dont be here now🗣️🗣️
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did a dog write this
A surprising new study finds that people who sleep near their dogs don’t experience disrupted sleep. If anything, the University of Toronto researchers discovered, we humans are the ones disturbing our dogs’ sleep. nbcnews.com/health/health-ne…
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Georgia Amoore shared her thoughts on the first games of the semis, including her takes on the Dream’s defense! I highly suggest watching this whole segment on YT cause it’s interesting. I like Sue’s pod. No drama. Just hoops.
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We are slowly removing coincidence out of our lives. We don't pick a restaurant before even checking the ratings. We don't hear music before the algorithm ever predicts we'll like it. We don't even take a route before maps removes the wrong turn. Barely meet someone even before checking their profile. And none of that is necessarily bad. But that's what makes it interesting because every tool nowadays removes every tiny bit of uncertainty, but uncertainty is where a lot of your favorite memories came from. The place you found by accident, the friend you met because the plans changed. The street you weren't supposed to be on that ended up having the best restaurant you've ever been to. We've optimized our life so well to the point where nothing unexpected ever has room to even happen and a life with no accidents is easier to manage, but it's just harder to remember.
an unpopular opinion that would put you in this situation.
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The Mystics lingered in the locker room after their loss on Wednesday. It was time to leave the building. But they weren’t ready to leave each other. So they all went to Georgia Amoore’s place to keep talking. On the end of the road for a very close team: washingtonsun.com/sports/mys…
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She exceeded all expectations this season 🥹
Sonia Citron is the youngest player in WNBA history to have consecutive 25-point playoff games.
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Shoutout to the Washington Mystics 👏 They made the playoffs with an average age of just 24.1, becoming the youngest team in WNBA history to qualify for the postseason. The future is bright in Washington 📈
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Kiki Iriafen shared her thoughts on the season after a disappointing loss. Watch more postgame comments here: substack.com/@jarrettlspence…
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An incredible & historic season comes to an end. Nobody expected the Mystics to be in the playoffs race, let alone a top 5 team. Really sad how it ended but there’s so much for the Mystics to be proud of and so much for fans to be excited for as the youngins continue to grow❤️💙
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#Kitron impressed and made history in their playoff debuts. Sonia Citron is the youngest player in WNBA history to record back-to-back 25 points games in the playoffs. Kiki Iriafen became the first player in WNBA history to record 14+ rebounds in their first two playoff games.
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Sonia Citron is the youngest player in WNBA history to have consecutive 25-point playoff games.
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The 2026 Washington Mystics... Mystics Record 28 Wins Youngest Playoff Team in WNBA History Mystics Longest Win Streak First Playoff Appearance since 2023 Three All-Stars (Sonia, Kiki, Shakira) Top 2 in Defense Sonia - Youngest to Reach 1k Points WHAT A SEASON BY THE MYSTICS ❤️
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"Wasting time" might be one of the strangest accusations we've ever invented. Apparently you can waste 2:00 p.m. by sitting under a tree doing nothing. The afternoon was going to pass either way. The Earth was going to rotate either way. But because you didn't convert those hours into money, errands or improvement, we decided the time itself was wasted. As if simply being alive isn't enough to justify an afternoon.
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Sonia Citron has set the record for most points scored by a Mystic in their playoff debut.
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Sonia Citron tonight: 25 PTS 6 REB 3 AST 2 BLK The 6th most points in a playoff debut ever.
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the aura
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