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Flint
Joined December 2012
Whoever edits the Goof Troop wiki really wants to fuck Pete's wife
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If you want a “combat ready” dog with “battlefield situational awareness” just adopt the fattest dachshund from your local kill shelter
Warhound, a defense‑tech startup founded by Palmer Luckey and Ben Lamm, has raised $200 million in seed funding to genetically engineer war dogs for the U.S. military. Lamm is responsible for the de-extinction of the dire wolf which died out ~10,000 years ago. Warhound will find top dogs and then biobank their genetic material before cloning the proven dogs. The company will take the cell lines for top breeds like Belgian Malinois and German Shepherd before editing the genes to make the dogs perform better and improve “things like speed and agility or enhance olfactory sensors for bomb sniffing and whatnot.” Luckey’s Anduril will supply the dogs with advanced body armor, ear coverings, and other military technology like EagleEye, an artificial intelligence military helmet. Anduril is also reportedly working with META on battlefield augmented reality eyewear. Lamm says the genetically modified dogs with advanced equipment will not only make the dogs safer, but will also make the human handlers safer. The first Warhound puppies will reportedly soon be cloned and incubated and will be born in early 2027 and then will begin training.
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We regret to inform you the cat is racist
A cat named Mauri who absolutely loves cucumbers has taken the internet by storm The fluffy feline can spot a cucumber among a pile of zucchinis in just seconds. Video: Mauri and Cucumbers/YouTube
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Sept 26 day 67 The Stand '94 miniseries Rewatched the first half. Really good for what it is
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Oct 18 day 89 Invaders from Mars Not as good or memorable as the other 80s remakes of 50s horror movies but still kind of fun
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Oct 19 day 90 Breakdown Somehow never actually sat down to watch this until today. It's a hell of a thriller.
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I dont have onion soup bowls so I had to use a torch insted of the broiler, but it's soup season
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The people who wanted to see a public execution by firing squad can't even handle seeing someone get got like wile e coyote
HORRIFIC: The U.S. Air Force tragically confirms the airman rappelling from the Alamodome rafters before the Navy-UTSA football game has died. Medical personnel immediately tended to the airman, and he was transported to a nearby hospital, where he later died from his injuries. Very sad!
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I just asked someone if they knew about JJ Cale and "The Tulsa Sound" and realized I had become him
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Never got around to posting my hits from Team Rocket's Ambition
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I think it's some sort of Fable or Knights of the Old Republic situation where the corrupted soul begins to make their outer appearance grotesque
The Trump administration isn’t even trying to hide the aliens anymore bro
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I work at a DARPA cloning facility where we make these ladies. Aint much but it’s honest work. big boss keeps sayin you gotta make em more angular. Make the eyes dead. They dont need to read good. I ask the lord for forgiveness whenever one comes out and asks if shes really alive
Zacharia: "Attendance is at record highs as enthusiastic, hard-working Americans are lining up and packing arenas to support President Trump" 🥴
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