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Agent Phil Coulson: 09-30-2011 to 03-11-2025. His illness was swift which meant he thankfully didn't suffer long. He protected me from all murderers for 13 years in his role at SHIELD and I'll always be grateful. I loved him more than words can say and I'm devastated.
Owning cats will make it look like you don't clean up after yourself.
Why has there been an envelope in the middle of the living room floor for the past two months, you ask?
Because it's his favorite envelope, that's why
Gorl, the keyboard came in and it's AMAZING. It makes me hate all my spreadsheets so much less. Thank you again for the info! #ehdehdeh
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Kenny G - I was 7 and went with my Mom. People make fun of his music but that man held a note from the stage, walked all the way through the crowd to the back of the big ass venue and back to the stage before continuing the song. Even as a kid I was impressed!
It is an honor and a privilege to introduce you all to the illustrious Dr. Ian Malcolm (you can call him Malcolm). Mathematician and chaotician (exactly what a cat would get a PhD in). π¦ 14 months after losing Coulson, it seems "life, uh...finds a way."
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If a mother in an SUV frightens you while you hide behind a mask and a gun then youβre a coward who needs to find a new line of work
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Here at MD the chant goes up from the Michigan side of the field βBeat Ohio!β as Michigan goes up 35-13.
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he was a boy
she was a girl
can I make it any more obvious?
he went to work
she stole his plums
forgive her, they're cold and she wanted them
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Iβd rather shit in both hands and clap, than let someone who makes $700,000 a minute, convince me that people who make $7.25 an hour is the reason weβre all struggling.
Wake the fuck up.
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Diane Keaton, famed for roles in βFather of the Bride,β βFirst Wives Clubβ and more, has died at 79 people.com/diane-keaton-deadβ¦
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This is Nala. An autism service dog.
She got to meet her hero and they became the best of friends.. π
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This is EXACTLY how we defeat the brutality of ICE, Stephen Miller, and the Trump administration.
Donβt get into fights with law enforcement and DONβT block ICE vehicles!!!
Just make them look stupid.
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Kids today will never get to experience watching The Weather Channel in the 90s. So many bangers were played during the Local On The 8s.
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βI love the poorly educated β- DJT
βSmart people donβt like meβ- DJT
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Yessss!!!!
.@sanbenito. Super Bowl LX. Santa Clara. February 2026. #AppleMusicHalftime #SBLX @AppleMusic @SNFonNBC @RocNation





















