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Claude Monet

@kns1192

my personality is 85% Ohio state football

 wherever my brain is
Joined July 2010
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Alex Press@alexnpress12 Jul 2024
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a@aallleeexxxxxx15 Jun 2024
i could’ve written hey jude, but the beatles could not have written the email i just sent
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This Penn ad from 1988 had no business going so hard
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betty@sluttyesque20 May 2024
So irritable I almost just asked a stranger why the fuck he’d wear that hat
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Joe Miciak@jlmiciak8 May 2024
roommates are the worst. mine just made table side tagliatelle and left the entire cheese wheel in the sink
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Ordered a martini in Michigan
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i got an espresso martini at Chilis yesterday ..
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Makes me trust her that she simply cannot conceal her disgust here
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Malu@malu2u30 Apr 2024
Sometimes I crave an average Great Clips haircut followed by a strip mall Mexican spot and that’s one thing NYC can’t give me.
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Sam Stryker@sbstryker29 Apr 2024
Thank you Julius Caesar for inventing the Chicken Caesar Wrap
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Would like everyone to know i was in the selection group for trumps jury but had to get wisdom teeth removed. That’s all!
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Jeff Tang
@jefftangx21 Apr 2024
i said “EBITDA” in Dubai and the crypto bros thought i said “Ibiza”
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Are airports the worst places on the planet ????
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ryan@OhItsRyan19 Apr 2024
She really said “here’s 30 songs, and also fuck you Kim Kardashian” – at Manhattan, NY
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taking adderall at the beach so i can focus on relaxing and having fun – at California, USA
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The sleeping bag my parents sent me to peoples houses with at 7 years old – at Florida, USA
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk13 Apr 2024
Always wondered what that chair was for
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He is Lisan al Gaib
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@AMAZlNGNATURE12 Apr 2024
Snake taxi 🐸 🐍
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