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"I'm well aware there's no going back."

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Joined January 2026
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"Showered in fame, my fans adore me. Only way to fuck it up is to be boring!" PINNED INTRO - KOHLRABI COOKIE #cookierunrp #crrp
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... * Rutabaga covered a bit more distance, just in case. When he felt like he finally was in the clear did the wounds finally get to him. * * The adrenaline was gone. Only the pain remains. * * ...Finally, he lets himself succumbs to his wounds. *
Your over reacting, you know that? When did my puppets get so noisy?! You bore me. Goodbye! -he simply floats away
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"𝘼𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚, 𝙄 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙤𝙥𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙘 𝙖𝙗𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙢𝙮 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙚𝙨, 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙖𝙗𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙝𝙤𝙬 𝙡𝙪𝙘𝙠𝙮 𝙄'𝙙 𝙗𝙚𝙚𝙣." ♻️ + ❤️ ? "𝘽𝙪𝙩 𝙢𝙖𝙮𝙗𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙢𝙮 𝙗𝙧𝙖𝙞𝙣'𝙨 𝙬𝙖𝙮 𝙤𝙛 𝙠𝙚𝙚𝙥𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙞𝙩 𝙩𝙤𝙜𝙚𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧."
it is truth . principle and practice are two very different beasts .
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* Another string would pierce through his back. His body shuddered in pain as it attempts to forcefully rip the string. * * The body refused to give out, despite the numerous shocks of trauma. It kept pushing against the Puppetmaster in this unfair game of tag. It refused- ++
-he just twist his neck a whole 180 before floating into the air to attempt to strike rutabaga with strings.
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++ -to be bound to the rules of their pursuers, and dared to level the field to inch out any advantage it could get. *
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* He continued with all his effort to run away through the dense foilage as best as he could. He was surprisingly fast—and that's despite his body constantly colliding with the trees and bushes. * * Even as his body continued to fall apart, that wasn't important to him— ++
Oh? Why are you trying to run? You know. That’s not going to end well, do you? FINE! If you don’t want to be a puppet I’ll spill jam all over my clothes then!
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++ —all he cared was to survive this nightmare. There simply was no option to let his body succumb to his wounds. No no no, he can't let that happen. *
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⠀⠀⌗ ᅠᅠ 𝓘𝑇’𝓢 ݁ LIKE ٫ ͡ ⠀ YOU .. NEVER 𝐇𝐀𝐃 𝓦INGS ⠀⠀𓈒⠀⠀
⠀ ༘⋆ ⠀ ץet 𓈒 mine 𓈒 is ⠀ ⌣ ⠀ filled with 𝓐𝐆𝐎𝐍𝐘. ︵ ུ
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( ...oh thats rutabaga getting 200 followers. uhm. what shall i do )
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GRAHHHHHHHH?! * Having the string forcibly ripped off did serious damage to his arm joint. He couldn't feel his own hand. The forearm barely dangled on his body, only connected by pieces of dough that prevented it from amputating alltogether. * * There were no words to- ++
-he jumped off pulling the string ripping it out of rutabaga’s body before looking at rutabaga, like he was betrayed as if he knew them. Y- You bit me..!!!! Oh oOH OH! That wasn’t so kind! What do you think you’re doing?!
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++ -be said. He immediately took the chance to book it and attempt to escape. * * Jam leaked all over his arm joint, leaving a visible trail of darkened jam in his path... *
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* The punch would make hin stop for a brief moment. However, it would be nothing compared to what he'd do next. * * Now consumed by instinct, his body leaped over to the other to bite down with full force. The force was surprisingly sharp—with jam leaking from the shoulder- ++
a annoying cookie like you is the reason I crumble some cookies, now shut up! You don’t know what’s gonna happen next and spill jam all over myself! -he just does a weak punch at rutabaga’s face.
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++ -of the Puppetmaster himself..! *
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* And forcibly pulled he was. * * His current state were certainly unstable, screaming, clawing, struggling for any way out of this hell. * * No telling what'd Rutabaga Cookie do next, in that matter... He's being very uncooperative. *
I told you; it’s a losing fight! Now, come a little closer, now that a string pierced you, I can tug you forward! *he pulls them.*
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GRH-?! * A needle happened to pierce through his left arm, with the rest of the needles narrowly missing the Cookie. He'd gasp and writhe in agony, his eyecings shot with jam. * * The only thing he could think right now is to get out. *
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Yeah, as if my life isn't already in more turmoil than it already is..? Can't you I don't know, fight someone your own size? Nothing of value will be gained if you dare pursue me. It'll all be for nothing.
You’re fighting a losing fight, rutabaga. Your better off forfeiting before you get yourself into much more trouble, you don’t know who your getting into rutabaga..
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Guardians sake, how about you stitch your own mouth shut?! I'm not interested in whatever you want with me!
Puppets don’t speak, get back to the closet, you know puppets don’t speak! Didn’t the others tell you, or did I forget to wire your mouth shut like the others?
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Get your grubby dough out of my body, freak.
Another fine puppet I see~? How can I re-mix and sever new limbs onto this puppet?
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───⟢⊱ ۫a puppets charm comes in the real personality of how it acts. Not just the personality~! Nono..it’s REALISM! Its fervor! It needs to feel and act REAL! its what a puppet masters job is. #crktwt #roleplayer
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