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“I’m buying a gun and rewatching trailer park boys— if that gives you any idea where I am mentally :)” -Kolby
I hope @samarawarren12 has the best fucking birthday ever because she’s a beautiful princess and literally deserves the world
About that time i wanna dye my hair black even though I haven’t touched it with color in about 3 years 🥲
Don’t ask me what you should do or if you should do something. I’m going to tell you to make the bad decision and have fun because I have to live vicariously through everyone now.
“Are you gonna serve and bartend forever now? What do you want to actually do?” Bro I want to be UNEMPLOYED











