Formerly known as @ johnkress. Always have a backup plan. You never know what inept, insecure megalomaniac billionaire will strike next.

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Joined March 2007
Just for the record, my primary Twitter account @johnkress has been hacked. Nothing bad there yet but I figure it's only a matter of time.
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Pull up the ladder, whine about people not pulling themselves up by their bootstraps, whine about not having heirs to your dumb life.
"how could this have happened," we cried from our vacation home while our kids were barely affording groceries
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Let China do the failure missions to Mars. All of those billions of dollars would be better spent on the planet we happen to inhabit now.
Replying to @GregWAutry
I absolutely love Starship to Mars and we must support SpaceX in their aggressive schedule, but as a nation we can walk and chew gum at the same time. NASA needs a new sense of urgency and efficiency on Artemis and CLDs. It’s time to get serious about all this and do it.
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Only the best people.
It's just a fact that if a Dem president nominated a guy with this background to be Sec Def it would be a major scandal and controversy. But because GOP immorality is completely normalized at this point I would be shocked if it makes any difference. (The article is from 2018.)
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It's 1524, we're all peasants again.
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It's going to be hilarious when the richest man alive tells us we need to be austere so we can get to Mars and live in an austerity no one on Earth can even conceive of.
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'Yeah, okay, we F'ed up with this planet that has water and rocks and birds and things but no worries, there's a barren wasteland nearby!'
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Keeping my marriage afloat with decent selections in her weekly office NFL pick 'em pool.
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Some people actually enjoy living in a multicultural space where we can all learn from and enjoy the company of each other.
Atlanta suburbs still blueing out, defying pretty much everywhere else. I think part of this is a) lots of people are leaving blue cities/states b) the South is cheap & has a lot of attractive qualities but c) liberal emigres don't want to move somewhere they see as too red.
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Weird how the election isn't rigged when your chosen candidate wins.
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SPY magazine was the apex of national media in America and Graydon Carter should get a Medal Of Honor for honing the phrase "short-fingered vulgarian."
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Thank you, Jenna, for summoning the courage to endorse @KamalaHarris. You are a true patriot!
Pray this morning in your church for this election. Vote and pray. May God bless a America instead of the judgment we actually deserve.
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No gangs are coming from the border. If they were, @realDonaldTrump welcomed them by blocking this bill xitter.cf/ArtCandee/status/18523…
There's something wrong with Elon Musk's mom, Maye Musk. She's just as broken as he is. JFC.
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Honestly, watching @RobertfKennedJr begging people not to vote for himself has been the highlight of this election for me. What a piece of shit, and a stain on that family.
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Has MAGA ever challenged a vote they lost? This is about integrity.
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Would love to see the older Kennedy's reaction to 'Haha don't vote for me I'm just here kissing a wannabe fascists ass.'
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Just talking to someone yesterday about all of the dumb consequences of COVID that are still yet to manifest and then I read I missed Brian Henneman's retirement announcement. Happy for him, sad for me, what a legend bottlerocketsmusic.com/goodn…
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John Kress retweeted
Happy Labor Day, everyone.
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Just elite-level trolling from @MrChadBishop @ajc here
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