I draw aliens, dinosaurs, and speculative evolution 🦖 / Beep boop, computers are our friends 💻 / A follow is not an endorsement ❌

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This is what sauropods look like now
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This will appeal to like 5 people but I went to the new George Lucas Museum of Narrative Art yesterday and Tim Heidecker was in a Norman Rockwell painting.
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seems to me like elizabeth holmes' strategic approach to the doc was an attempt to leave the audience thinking "holy shit, we wrongfully imprisoned amelia bedelia"
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Necesito un paleoarte de Deinocheirus usando esta imagen de referencia. . . Por cierto buenos días banda
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需要のない絵(アンキロサウルス類の前肢)です
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I am extremely proud to present my new art book! Available right now online and I will have them available in person at Lightbox Expo this weekend, table 637. More than double the size of my last art books its packed to the brim with extremely cool stuff.
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Life imitates art
🚨NEW STUDY DROP🚨 NEW ANATOMY: The hyoid bone, or tongue and throat bones, of the holotype of Dracorex have finally been thoroughly described! This is the first known occurrence in pachys, and may reflect a strong muscular tongue! 🎨: @HodariNundu + @Carlosdino88
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Raphus cucullatus
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Pachycephalosaurus
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Nathan: 10 monkeys were jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Now there are 9 monkeys jumping on the bed. Do you get it? Holmes: is it like, cause the monkeys should be asleep? Nathan: it’s a cautionary tale Holmes: oh I didn’t get it Billy: turn the cameras off
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Paterson Ewen, Tornade, 1989.
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My favorite Pokemon. Swampert
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Elephant shrew Andrewsarchus is still the funniest thing the renegade paleoartist David Peters has yet contrived 😭
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on my way to fucking GET YOU
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#sunspire Bouldry tuftland sketch
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I’ve heard reports that biddy blas is stable, please god..
Oh my God I killed Biddy Blas, I'm so sorry wawa 😭
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Scrib DOON! Biddy Blas FOREVER!
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Paul McCartney imitating the kind of songs that are hits these days
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Bowlhead goblin making a clay ball, what could it be for?
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Babe take a look at this. There came into a certain shop a famed chanteuse desirous of purchasing a mechanical Bird, yet the shopkeep, deeming her of graceless bearing and humble station, would not suffer the clockwork creature to pass into her possession
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