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Started making it, had a break down, bon appetit. #SaintsFC / #flytogether

The Mitten
Joined July 2009
Dems have gained a trifecta in Michigan, Wisconsin and Minnesota. LET'S GET EM BUILT
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I would pay money to watch Ernie, The Jet, and Chuck do election results.
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Don’t forget to vote no on prop 1 and yes on prop 2. Its on the back of the ballot Michigan #Elections2026
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i’m gonna pull a larkin tomorrow and tell my job i’ve had enough and won’t come in until they transfer me to our offices in the caribbean
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“Look at this AI video of-“ No, it’s fucking stupid.
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“Let’s go! I can’t wait for my 24-team CFB Playoff Banana Ball halftime show brought to you by Kalshi. Let’s send it over to McAfee and Kelce- NO WAY THEY TOOK THEIR SHIRTS OFF!!!”
BREAKING: ESPN announces the Savannah Bananas will play an exhibition game at halftime of the 2027 CFP National Championship Jason Kelce and Pat McAfee are slated to be on the call per ESPN’s Peter Thamel
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If I have to listen to Pat McAfee in a broadcast booth for 60 minutes I’m watching the Spanish broadcast instead.
Troy Aikman confirmed today he plans to leave ESPN after the Super Bowl 61 broadcast with Joe Buck. Aikman and Buck had been partners on calls for 25 consecutive seasons. There is significant buzz building that ESPN could be replacing Aikman with Pat McAfee in 2027.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Troy Aikman said he will be a free agent after this season but did not confirm plans to leave ESPN. McAfee has denied any conversations about replacing him in the MNF booth. latimes.com/sports/story/2… x.com/PatMcAfeeShow/…
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Yalls continued use of AI (chatGPT, Grok, Tako, etc) is the reason we have 100° weather in October btw. I'm being so serious, y'all are fucking up the planet and you don't give a shit because you can't use your brains for simple tasks.
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The Simpson has never, ever been funny. I have never laughed or even smiled at a single second of it.
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Hearing the FA are set on banning Tonda Eckert. It’s taking a long time because the FA are going to throw the book at him and are using all legal streams open to them. Bye bye Tonda.
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Things are happening at Honda Center tonight. @SportingTrib | #FlyTogether
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Heard the people were talking video games
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If you enjoy this type of content then you shouldn’t be allowed to vote
they got Peter Parker & Norman Osborn ICED OUT
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I lived in Mountain Time for 3 years and honestly did not like football starting before noon. I want my 2-3 hours before games start to check fantasy news, grab a coffee, maybe work out. I don’t wanna wake up and immediately get flashbanged by the games already being on
Idk how east coast ppl do it man 10am-8pm football is perfect
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Michigan storming the field against Western Michigan might be a lower point for the program than App State 🤣
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Lmao this game is over. Home cooking like you read about for Michigan.
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⏱ 45’ | There is a brief delay in the game, with Charlie Kirk down. ⏸️ [1-1] #Spitfires ✈️
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Turns out £2.5m is enough to get you the best striker in the Championship then #Saintsfc
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This guy should be tarred and feathered
Best use of AI I've seen this year
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its not fair chatgpt users can vote and it counts the same as mine
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