Rob Williams

This Shit Show just went from Sell Out to Canceled 🤷🏻‍♂️

Heading over to Bluesky @krow272.bsky.social and Threads @krow272 - you should too! Unless you’re a racist or a misogynist or xenophobic or afraid of pronouns, can’t say gay, distrust science, oppose education, or any other form of being an asshole troll, you should stay here. 👋

Okay @YardHouse you 86’d my turkey burger, then changed to these sad pickles, but now hearing @TheSaltNPepa @WhitneyHouston and @TinaTurner here is 😠. I need the comfort and consistency that YH offered me for 2.7x w week for last 17 years. Make it #GreatFoodClassicRock again.

Dear @YardHouse I’ve been patient, I’ve been understanding, I do blame the pandemic, I know there are shortages… but, please, I beg you… bring back my turkey burger/turkey patty option. At least tell me it hasn’t been permanently 86’d. – at Palm Beach Gardens, FL

UPDATE from DEN: Landed at B8, had 5 mins to get to B21… luckily close. Ran. Almost last to get on. @United Captain (#UA2463) says “United has been having IT problems so we’re in a slight delay.” Watch out window as our bags show and get loaded onto the plane. FLL here we come! – at Colorado, USA

Gate agent over intercom, “I’m authorized to offer any volunteers $700 voucher plus rebooking this flight.” No one blinked. “$800?” 😬 The plane erupted in laugher. @United Captain gets on mic: “Sorry folks, but we either get volunteers or throw 50 bags off the airplane.” 😳

Burn fuel for 20 mins 🔥 Then @United #UA5500 starts to taxi out for takeoff. Just in from the tower: we have a 10 min hold for incoming air traffic. FFS!! It’s Sun Valley, ID. There’s one terminal, 3 gates, it’s smaller than an Applebee’s. Traffic!? Doesn’t inspire confidence. – at Hailey, ID

BTW, the “tributes” who volunteered to leave @United flight #UA5500 received $1,000 vouchers + rebook of this flight tomorrow. – at Hailey, ID

Well, @United flight #UA5500 finally jettisoned enough weight (READ: passengers and their luggage) and the survivors are heading out to sit on the runway and burn some fuel. (Ahem, #climatechange) Now it’s to see if we can get to DEN in time to catch our connection to FLL. 🤞🏻 – at Hailey, ID

UPDATE from @United #UA5500 pilot: Now that the volunteers (“tributes”) and their bags are off, we need more or we’ll have to sit at the end of the runway and burn off 800 lbs of fuel before we can take off. 🤦🏻‍♂️ #fail – at Hailey, ID

Nice work @United - ground crew at SUN overfuels the aircraft (#UA5500) by 1500 pounds and the options are 7 people volunteer to get off or they randomly start pulling 50 bags off. Now let’s see if we can make it to DEN before we all miss our connections. #fail – at Hailey, ID

Hey @Carvana Your abandoned vehicle will be towed on Monday. I’m done listening to the on-hold music; getting no call backs; ignored SMS system; and overall horrible customer service. 2 weeks is enough free storage for blocking my driveway. – at Palm Beach Gardens, FL

Still no word from @Carvana on pickup of vehicle they’ve left blocking my driveway now for 10 days. I will have to get it towed away as abandoned. Don’t fall for the convenient ‘meet at the house’, meet them in a public parking lot to avoid later inconvenience. Unacceptable. – at Palm Beach Gardens, FL

Why is @SIRIUSXM still so scammy with their account services? No company that large should make it so difficult to cancel your account. – at Villano Beach, FL

How much are 30-sec spots during a Presidential press conference going for these days? Now the bragging about ratings makes sense—tryin to get up to those Super Bowl ad numbers. – at Palm Beach Gardens, FL

Watching my bike bags drive away from the plane without being loaded on @AmericanAir (#AA1786)!?? 😳 If they don’t make my flight. 😡 You WILL expedite delivery. Mid South Gravel race on Saturday in Stillwater, OK.

How do you accuse others of wanting to indoctrinate children while speaking in front of a bunch of animated, dressed-alike, young people being used as billboards and responding on cue like robots? 🤔 – at Palm Beach Gardens, FL

Hey @comcastcares, is there an app for @xfinity business separate from personal so I can check on outages in 2 different locations? – at Jupiter, FL

It would be great if @AmericanAir would get my luggage to me. Coming up on 24 hours since I landed and my bag did not. At least it’s in the same city now, but no word on delivery. Glad I PAID to check a bag. #FAIL – at Palm Beach Gardens, FL

Florida @Tesla owners as Hurricane Dorian approaches and gassers are losing their minds... (cc: @elonmusk) – at Palm Beach Gardens, FL