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Thrill rides are my meme. Tweets are my own. Works w/ @rideent. Helps w/ @coastermuseum. Exec. Producer of @aceonlineorg’s #LegacyOfArrow & #LegacyOfSchwarzkopf

Arlington, TX
Joined January 2010
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Apple’s Great America? @johnternus could give the Bay Area the greatest gift since James Lick funded his namesake telescope on Mt. Hamilton.
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So uhhh @hoka I’m trying to find out why my shipment isn’t moving for five days from the @ups distribution center and they say you have to open an investigation. I try calling your customer service just now and it’s apparently all closed? Please advise.
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So @Walgreens we should talk… It’s mid-September of 2026 last I checked and these have apparently been on the shelf since the last national election…in 2024.
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So many @flocksafety cameras at @DFWAirport Terminal B it looked like they were throwing a party. Are y’all reconsidering their use, given their rampant abuse, shady contracts and constitutionality? Where’s @GovAbbottPress on this ACTUAL issue vs. a foot washing station?
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Go see @CoyoteACMEMovie. Don’t wait to watch it at home. See it the way these shorts were always intended: in a theatre with a crowd of strangers all laughing TOGETHER. #coyotevsacme
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Hey @AmericanAir your retro livery program is WONDERFUL! But if I’m flying on the Astrojet, the interior shouldn’t also look like it’s been in service since the 1950’s!
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If any sport should be named after Dolly it should be Knoxville (closest to her home in Pigeon Forge) but given her impact on literacy, I think she should join Andrew Carnegie in having libraries named after her. #ImaginationLibrary @DollyParton #ddollyparton
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This summer, we’ve lost Henny Henninger (@Kenny_Kangaroo), Dick Knoebel (@knoebels) and now Dolly Parton (@Dollywood). The attractions industry was blessed to have you all for so long, but it never will be long enough. Rest in power in that big park in the sky.
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In case you’re wondering: ground turkey is a great alternative to ground beef in every recipe, is cheaper and healthier, too. You know, if you don’t want to eat foreign beef laced with whatever chemicals or mixed in with other who knows what. #TrumpBeef
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Making everything even more expensive right before an election seems…counterintuitive. #tariffs #canada
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If you’re hating on @SF_FiestaTexas and @SDCAttractions announcing family coasters as new additions: 1.) Shame on you. 2.) Everyone can enjoy these rides, that’s why they’re building them. More attendance = more revenue. 3.) Have I got bad news for you for the next 3-5 years…
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The market has shifted. Spending $25m on an extreme thrill ride that only appeals to 48” and above draws way less than a family of four coming multiple times because they can all ride TOGETHER.
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There’s a reason AF1 didn’t save Fun Spot: it didn’t draw in families. It only drew a crowd when it was announced to be closing. Fun for ALL not just the hardcore thrill seekers.
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She took me into Bath and Body Works to smell things. So I took her to Bass Pro Shop and looked at boats and fish. Fair is fair. #pemdas
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Watching the latest trailer for @CoyoteACMEMovie and seeing him get hit by the ACTUAL Railrunner train in New Mexico (the one that “meep meeps” when the doors close) 🫡 if the rest of the film goes that deep with detail, it’s going to be magnificent.
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Nothing says you’re a “valued customer” like forgetting the *FNAME* in your e-blasts @SouthwestAir…
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Nothing says, “we value your Platinum loyalty” like getting an upgrade to first class on your flight with your fiancée, get hyped for it all day, then have it taken away 15 minutes before boarding because @AmericanAir oversold the flight…oh and we’re late due to maintenance. 😮‍💨
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Interesting that @AmericanAir did not respond to this message. Reaffirms my beliefs that they truly don’t care. #fireIsom
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