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Kryptoswe 🐽☁️ retweeted
SNEAKY ISLANDS IS LIVE ON ROBLOX 🐽
Plant the Dead Turkey at St. Stitch Hospital or survive endless waves of Lord Byrons in Ghost Rest! 🧟
This is an early release, with more weapon designs, polish & improvements on the way!
Try it out 👇
roblox.com/share?code=9328d4…
Kryptoswe 🐽☁️ retweeted
Dead Turkey is now carried in a backpack. Watch the latest upgrade of the Sneaky Islands game. More improvements are coming 🐽
Kryptoswe 🐽☁️ retweeted
Early gameplay from Sneaky Islands 🎮
We’re building multiple modes for Roblox — including Plant Dead Turkey, classic 5v5, and more — all played with Sneaky characters.
Our first map is St. Stitch, the hospital on Hummania.
This is still a VERY early build: no sound, proper shooting setup, effects or final polish yet.
But the island is starting to feel alive 😏
Kryptoswe 🐽☁️ retweeted
MORE ENERGY. WORSE DECISIONS.
Tastes like pig. Smells like pig 🐽
Sneaky Soda 👇
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Kryptoswe 🐽☁️ retweeted
One snail. His own lore, cards, plushie and now a game 🐌
Tank Snail is a taste of how deep we’re building Sneaky. Every character has the potential to stand on their own.
A demo of what’s coming to Sneakypedia 2.0 🐽
Explore his page. Try the game 😏
tanksnail-target-practice.sn…
Kryptoswe 🐽☁️ retweeted
The wolves never learn.
On Snoutreach, every plan to eat Piglet ends with one wolf asking what went wrong and the other unable to answer from under the bricks.
They’ll be back tomorrow. Apparently the problem was the plan, not the two idiots executing it.
Another win for Piglet 🐽
Kryptoswe 🐽☁️ retweeted
Sneaky Color Club is coming to our website. But you can get your hands dirty already 🐽
Pick a character and color online, or print a coloring page and color it at home. With actual pencils. Disturbing technology.
Feeling confident? Try Challenge Mode and paint with the hand of Sneaky. It shakes. He blames you.
Fill Happy Pig, keep his mouth white and put your questionable talent on the leaderboard.
No prizes. Just a public record of your motor skills.
This is an early test, so tell us what breaks. Besides your confidence.
sneaky-color-club.sneakyprod…
Kryptoswe 🐽☁️ retweeted
Welcome to The Cringe Rooster 🐓
Hector Montoya built this restaurant on three things: good food, loyal customers and absolutely no further questions.
Leave a review. Five stars feels right 🐽
Kryptoswe 🐽☁️ retweeted
Akash's Console user experience continues to improve as credits in the account now fund every deployment automatically.
No more accidental downtime from forgetting to manage individual deployment balances.
Decentralized compute should feel just like the cloud.
Kryptoswe 🐽☁️ retweeted
Digital cards are going full Sneaky 🐽
No need to cram every stat onto the card when digital lets us show that stuff elsewhere.
More art. More character. Less clutter.
Physical cards have borders.
Digital cards have no manners 😏
Kryptoswe 🐽☁️ retweeted
Prince Crankstone lives in Heirington, on the northern coast of Hummania among the others in the Royal family.
He lives in a castle. He has a sword. He has a crown.
Unfortunately, none of that makes him particularly useful.
Meet one of the many questionable characters from the Sneaky Islands 😏
Kryptoswe 🐽☁️ retweeted
All Closed AI models are currently down but your productivity doesn't need take a hit when you can easily switch to open models on akashml.com.
Affordable, reliable and always on.
teapawt.net/axios/status/209553666…
📉 JUST IN: Widespread AI outage underway as ChatGPT, Claude and Grok are all down
axios.com/2026/09/03/chatgpt…
Kryptoswe 🐽☁️ retweeted
Inference will be largest market in 10 years and @akashnet is well positioned to capture a significant portion with @akashnetAI demonstrating remarkable growth
Onwards and upwards 🚀
Dell projecting inference overtaking training with 87x token growth by 2030 is a clear positive for Akash. Its decentralized GPU marketplace and AkashML managed inference service target exactly this shift to high-volume agentic workloads, delivering cheaper open-model compute than traditional clouds and positioning the network to capture rising demand.
We are 100% living in a simulation.
At this point the most likely outcome appears to be that we live in a simulation.
The logic works like this:
1) each new model is exponentially advanced
2) we can simulate entire populations of agents and watch them interact [<—WE ARE HERE]
3) the models will become so advanced that simulations become indistinguishable from reality
4) agents in the simulations become conscious
5) simulations becomes cheaper and easier to run, so we run billions of them - each populated with billions of fully conscious agents.
6) it is now mathematically likely that you live in one of these simulations right now (rather than in the base reality you think you live in)
This is Bostrom’s simulation hypothesis playing out in realtime. Unbelievable to watch.
Kryptoswe 🐽☁️ retweeted
Sneaky Game beta is getting closer 🐽
Just by participating, you'll earn unique Solana NFTs ahead of our official launch.
And if you fight your way into the top spots? Expect legendary 1/1 NFTs — made for the winners and fully tradable once the Sneaky Solana collection goes live.
Join our Discord so you don't miss out 😏
🤖 Made with AI
Kryptoswe 🐽☁️ retweeted
A friendly reminder that 10% of Sneaky Cards revenue will go to holders that hold 3 out of our 4 main collections:
1) Sneaky Animals
2) Sneaky Stuff
3) Sneaky Transformation
4) Sneaky People
New generation of Sneaky Trading Cards coming soon 😎
$SNEAKY 🥷
@SneakyProds 🐽
