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Baltimore, MD
Joined April 2009
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This piece also includes a lengthy digression into Pat McAfee and College GameDay, which I think epitomizes the exact kind of idiot-masculinity that has rapidly gone out of style.
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first day at standing school
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wolves doritos kit or nothing
🚨 Retro kits are coming to #FC27 🔜
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literal politics aside ossoff’s agent smith affect here is so good
Watch the sweat on Pete Hegseth’s brow as Jon Ossoff takes him apart without ever raising his voice. Now imagine Ossoff on a presidential debate stage. Then imagine him in the Oval Office, looking Putin or Xi in the eye and pressing them with that same composure.
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Seems like something you’d see at a gas station pump
OFFICIAL: Dianna Russini is back with a new show, called The Russini Report, premiering Wednesday, Nov. 11 at 12 p.m. ET on BetUS Tv.
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we are so back
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the AI comment summary 😭
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jose sa’s reign of terror can’t come to an end soon enough
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Replying to @xikhar
i made a house for my dollies using legos
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sean neave badge kiss? 😍
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you just knew after 90 seconds of comms glazing scott twine and watching jose sa pretend to organize the wall we were giving up a free kick goal there
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lmaoooo scoreboard
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Hailey Stevens tapes are starting to drop 😭😭😭
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the way she said “you know what thish ishz?” you just know she’s got an insane tony soprano impression in her locker along with millions of dollars from israel
NEW: We just spoke exclusively with Congresswoman Haley Stevens at a polling place in Birmingham Michigan as she came to cast her ballot for Republican Mike Rogers. She told us she’s here to vote with her mother and that she still believes Democrats will win the majority, “It's the people's day. And I told this to our next speaker of the house, Hakeem Jeffries: It's Majority Makers Day.” I asked if given the backlash she’s receiving from her Rogers endorsement, whether she feels it was worth it and she told me “Absolutely. Voting is always worth it, right?” @NewsNation
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Cat with a microphone in the Criterion Closet
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patriot
"There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front man."
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ngl i don't think taking a shot at wink when the defense you're currently in charge of is playing pussy is the move
Ravens DC Anthony Weaver's final answer at the end of his podium session: "If we don't know [how to fix this], we'll just call Wink and ask him."
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