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Sutton Foster files for divorce amid Hugh Jackman relationship rumors trib.al/tlcGkSe

Woman with Tickets to RAGTIME Post-Election Unsure if She’s Going to Cry for the Good Reason or the Bad Reason bit.ly/3zp0pH5

Travis Kelce has been cast in ‘HAPPY GILMORE 2.’

A pet is sometimes a starter child. Then the real human child arrives and the pet suffers. My postpartum loathing of Lucky made me wonder whether I might be a late-onset psychopath. trib.al/MbQUGyx

Proud to be @KamalaHarris' running mate and unofficial campaign photographer. 😎

Imagine you go to work on time for your shift, ready to go, open the doors for customers, start interacting with them, assisting them, etc. but you don't start getting paid until the last customer is in and the door closes. No other job is allowed to steal your time like this.

Timothée Chalamet will never have a mugshot because he's a good boy. He's not a troublemaker, he doesn't host violence nor is he a menace to society. That's why his good name helps deflect attention away for other people. Expect a huge uptick in headlines using his name. 🚨

“it’s practically four of something” elite episode of television

what are posts that aren’t load-bearing anywhere but your personal lexicon. like the ones that weren’t really popular but are so enshrined in your mind that you just assume they got hundreds of thousands of likes

Kristen Wiig occasionally got SNL to do skits that would really hit for, generously, 5% of the population and I have to thank her for that