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Jenny

@kubabbar

Haphazard mum, wife, jeweller, and lapsed runner, with a time-management crisis.

 UK
Joined November 2011
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A 43-year-old man from Nuneaton has been arrested on suspicion of stealing saucepans from a shop in Nuneaton Town Centre this afternoon. Looking forward to the comments.
Image from Warwickshire Police (@warkspolice)
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I guess Friday 13th is supposed to be horrific.
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Just realised I walk differently in Sainsbury's to how I do in Asda.
Rather enjoying husband's reaction to Operation Ouch. 😱
"I can make a food alphabet!"
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"Don't tap your eyeballs!" #usefulparentingphrases
4yo has tucked himself up with his pillow & duvet on the floor because he's spent the last hour laying all his socks out on his bed.
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Wasps nest built against the side of the greenhouse, and you can see right in
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Playing board game with 8yo while telly is on. It's your turn. It's your turn. It's YOUR turn. It's YOUR TURN. IT'S YOUR TURN. IT'S YOUR TURN! IT'S! YOUR! TURN!!!!
As the heat builds I realise that my Greek feta & veg @wcornwallpasty is actually Thai curry. Good thing that would have been my second choice. Shame they were out of ice for cold drinks.
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When I got in the shower this morning I found there was a holographic Easter egg sticker on my nipple. Just me?
Things kids hear when you say "Hurry up, we're late!" "Please kick a ball around the kitchen." "Now would be a good time to tell me how good you are at chaos tig." "Please unpack your book bag." "Please play catch with your shoes." "Let's play hide and seek!"
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It's Mother's Day & there's a four year old in my bed with a fart machine.
Narwhals, narwhals, livin' in the ocean. Causin' a commotion, 'cause they are so awesome. #earworm
Wrong.
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Zero waste to landfill by the end of 2016? Did you make it, @KFC_UKI?
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Just dashed to Pilates class. Impressed with myself for being 3 mins early. Took a while to realise I was 45 mins early. 🙄
8yo: " You know, it's a good thing that they trained Anakin. It makes the movies more interesting."
4yo says I'm not allowed coffee with my lunch, only beer or wine. What's he planning to get up to while tricking me into an afternoon nap?
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