@kudeki

tiny techno person, bathroom enthusiast

soundcloud.com/kudeki
Joined July 2007
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Kids will never feel the gameday pressure of having to start an essay at 2am and finish it by 8am before the deadline. Totally lost. Absolutely no evolutionary pressure towards a clutch factor anymore.
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kirk@_mynwentFeb 16
Why do busses sigh like that
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seiya@systole_17 Nov 2025
it’s the perfect time of year to focus on my indoor hobbies like lying down in a dark room and feeling insane
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This has been a fucking insane way to learn about each Los Angeles neighborhood
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Jan 7, 2025 3:15pm - The world is literally burning around us and SMPD is still out here giving out street sweeping tickets… Classic Santa Monica 🙄 #PalisadesFire #PacificPalisadesFire
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Replying to @micsolana
Sunrise from Santa Monica beach – at Santa Monica, CA
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This morning from Weho, had to evacuate in laws yesterday night in Pasadena.
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Views of the Eaton Fire from the south on I-10 around 3am #eatonfire
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Me at work
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I am so glad I remained on Twitter when all my nice, sane friends left. This is my reward.
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۟@lazagnan9 Dec 2024
Replying to @Cudalla
he goin to penne tentiary 💔
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Days like this on twitter feel like a bird got into the classroom
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NotCxdy
@TheCxdy7 Nov 2024
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I respect the moon's unwillingness to be photographed on a phone
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Ed@ted_pen6 Aug 2024
time for the card machine industry to decide whether you tap the screen or the top bit. this has gone on too long
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the bank never failing to act scandalized when u ask for $100 of quarters. i have laundry to do!
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🕐HOURLY🕑 shitpost
@hourly_shitpost26 Jul 2024
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kida
@kidasnow17 Jul 2024
slept at 1am instead of 4am
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Thread about the role @asliceofficial plays in my DJ life. Thanks for inviting me! 🖤🖤
Aslice@asliceofficial10 Jun 2024
Kudeki  (DJ, Producer) @kudeki  📸: Mike Starrantino
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