Podcaster 📩 [email protected] 🚧 Afrobeats 0nly. // 🇫🇷// Manchester United ‼️

Lagos, Nigeria
Joined February 2019
Your papa na mumu
Scared of what exactly? Who be this mumu?
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Nations league is only a big deal when it’s not Ronaldo 😂😂😂😂😂
So England and Croatia are not big matches? You're very stupid
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𝕂𝕦𝕤𝕤𝕞𝕒𝕟 retweeted
Peter obi and former President Obasanjo in Bauchi state… Peter obi told him not to stand but he still stood up to greet him anyways 🥹👏
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𝕂𝕦𝕤𝕤𝕞𝕒𝕟 retweeted
Yamal 1 goal in 2026 World Cup 😡😡😡 Messi 0 goal in 2010 World Cup 🥶🥶🥶 But it’s okay tho, they both have the same number of World Cups
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𝕂𝕦𝕤𝕤𝕞𝕒𝕟 retweeted
No problem, but why has Osuofia been avoiding Barca fans since he sold us a fake dream He even had to sneak like anini
Na yamal you dey use faraway messi?😂😂 Yamala ooo.. he was the worst attacker on the pitch both in the psg and madrid game. If he played in that era he’ll be loaned out to malaga.
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RCCG PASTOR.
You cannot follow Dayo diligently and be left stranded. It’s only a matter of time. If you are patient, your time will come.
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𝕂𝕦𝕤𝕤𝕞𝕒𝕟 retweeted
There’s a reason your guy is called “eibar man” Dfkm 🤣
e go reach Alaves he go begin flex muscle una go call am best player rubbish player 😂😂
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I go soon fall in love with you
There’s a reason your guy is called “eibar man” Dfkm 🤣
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SCHOOL FUNDS NO DEY ❌ NELFUND DEY ✅ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ignore the 2026 Prados and private jet trips, focus on macro economy and coastal road. 😬
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Guess the church of this honorable pastor.
Soldiers earn peanuts, APC youth leader flaunts billion-naira SUVs — Utomi vanguardngr.com/2026/10/sold…
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Ogbeni dipo suppose hold one prado at least.
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𝕂𝕦𝕤𝕤𝕞𝕒𝕟 retweeted
If Lamine played with Xavi, Iniesta, Busquets, Ronaldinho, Eto, Thierry Henry, Dani Alves and the rest He would’ve already won a UCL and a Ballon d’Or by now Instead he’s had to endure Kounde, Raphinha, Ferran, Olmo, Araujo, Szczesny and the other clowns Somehow he’s managed to still find his way to the Ballon d’Or top 2 and a UCL semi final with all the dead wood.
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𝕂𝕦𝕤𝕤𝕞𝕒𝕟 retweeted
Yamal did not retire and come back to beg FIFA for international trophies 🤣
Messi did not won the world cup with one tap in against saudi 😭😭😭😭
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𝕂𝕦𝕤𝕤𝕞𝕒𝕟 retweeted
Prado SUV for them, One cartoon of indomie for you and your family. Congratulations!
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😂😂😂😂 Same Barca emergency Bruno fans that were spiting Ronaldo. E go go round 😂
Wait ooo Una dey drag messi? Just because of yamal 🤣🤣 Barcelona fans are the most ungrateful people on earth, what exactly has yamal even done for us that you are dragging messi for him
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𝕂𝕦𝕤𝕤𝕞𝕒𝕟 retweeted
To all Mbappe haters: don’t you dare celebrate this win. According to you, he only scores “useless” goals, fakes injuries to avoid big games, and is Real Madrid’s biggest problem. So keep that same energy now. You shameless hypocrites don’t deserve to celebrate this win!
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They’ll be counting this money as if it’s their own pocket Dpmo man
Hmnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
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𝕂𝕦𝕤𝕤𝕞𝕒𝕟 retweeted
Yamal didn’t wait till he was a grandpa before he won the World Cup
“Yamal is still young. Don’t pressure him” Not to compare but Messi first career hatrick came against Madrid at 19……lol
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Civil war wey sweet 🤣🤣😂😂
Yamal didn’t wait till he was a grandpa before he won the World Cup
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