𝙳𝚖𝚢𝚝𝚛𝚘 𝙻𝚢𝚝𝚘𝚟𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚗𝚔𝚘 (@kvakvs) header
𝙳𝚖𝚢𝚝𝚛𝚘 𝙻𝚢𝚝𝚘𝚟𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚗𝚔𝚘 (@kvakvs) profile picture

Was writing Erlang, C, C++, Rust, C#, Python and other good things decades before AI became a thing

Stockholm, Sweden
Joined October 2009
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dear @youtubemusic if i liked high energy music and calm music for sleeping, they do not belong in same playlist or radio, EVER. there are zero situations when they do. thank you for your attention to this matter. 👍
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It’s begun. The season where Swedish developers go into their fiber-connected caves for 6 months of darkness outside. Can’t wait to see what will ship. glhf
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The comma operator in C lets you commit crimes in broad daylight
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My git branch is `origin` and my remote is `main` because I am here to cause chaos.
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Did you catch that? The new maxed out 256GB M5 Ultra Studio can be leased for *basically* the same price as a Max subscription across providers. For $257 a month, you can have on device intelligence that never runs out of tokens, and sips power. Best part is you can buy out the lease at the end of the lease for a $0 penalty. That's right 0% interest. So if the price is $12.9K and your lease is $9.9K over 36 months, then you pay the $3K difference and you now own that device. Or you can trade up into the M8 Ultra or whatever. I'm excited for this. 1.2 TB/s is pretty impressive. Can't wait to see some real benchmarks and testing on this. I'm waiting for the 512GB.
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Spoorthy Sridhara is speaking at Code BEAM Europe 2026, and this talk is one for the production engineers. 🎤 With 15 years of BEAM experience across Ericsson, Apple and Mastercard, Spoorthy knows where supervisor trees hold and where they break. Her talk, Self-Healing Systems and When They Fail, goes beyond the basics of OTP supervision into the failure modes it simply does not catch: ETS table bloat, message queue floods, cascading timeout storms and more. Real patterns, real production experiences. The kind of talk you wish you had before things went wrong. 👉 codebeameurope.com/participa…
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Рекомендую польські акаунти кидати в ігнор. Вони на 75% мокшанські, решта 25% — добровільні єбанати. Вони вже розганяють царьова (што?). Ви повірите, що типовий Марек знає, хто такий царьов? Отож бо.
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Лайфхак для пользователей 20-ти $ Claude: За 3-4 часа до начала работы отправьте Клоду «Привет». Так вы запустите 5-и часовой интервал задержки по трате токенов. Вам хватит 1-2 часа поработать, а потом и таймер пятичасовой обновится и спокойно продолжите заниматься фигнёй.😎
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Two Calls for Talks are open: Code BEAM Europe (BEAM ecosystem) → codebeameurope.com#cft, and MQ Summit (message queues & event-driven architectures) → mqsummit.com/#cft. Submit your proposal!
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This is the only type of video that should be on the internet
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> freeze hiring > start firing > invest in AI infrastructure > deploy "AI software engineers" > wait 3 years > ... > ... > ... > AI introduced more technical debt than a fresh mathematics PhD > software becomes more and more buggy > slowly lose customers > hire consultants to fix it > consultants use AI to fix it > still not fixed > management blames consultants > try to hire cheap juniors to fix it > no more juniors left because training programs were stopped > hire super rare and expensive seniors instead > senior recommends resetting main branch to a commit 3 years ago > AI infrastructure investments depreciated 90% > all company numbers red > seppuku
A non-obvious second effect of the enormous AI capex spend may be that it's masking the deterioration of the US economy under the surface. While the aggregate economic stats may look just fine, economy is becoming ever more K-shaped with the lower half of th economy struggling ever more in terms of keeping up with cost of living increases, young graduates struggling to find jobs, and credit card and auto loan bills pilling up. The seemingly non-negotiable enormous capex spending has also an underappreciated crowding out effect on the rest of the real economy. First, the AI capex drives up input cost for non-AI manufacturing industries from materials to labor. Indeed, manufacturing has been shrinking while data center capex surges. Secondly, if companies have to spend more on capex and expect more productivity from AI, they’ll hold back on hiring. It has already eaten into the hiring plans of even the highly profitable large cap tech companies. To rephrase @pmarca, AI is eating the world, but maybe not quite in the way we expected.
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“The futur is already here, it’s just not evenly distributed”
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The BEAM Book 1.0 just dropped! 400 + pages of Erlang/BEAM internals, message queues, processes, the works. Pocket-sized, dumbbell-grade. amazon.com/dp/9153142535 PDF & HTML free in repo. Shout-out to everyone still on X keeping #Erlang lore alive at 280 chars. 🐦💛 #BEAM #OTP
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Why do people introduce their products "with endless customization possibilities" like its a benefit for the end user. I read that as "you can write anything you want yourself", i can write anything i want without your product, too. Give me ready &usable features in your product!
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Join @rvirding for Secure Coding in Erlang and @kvakvs for a deep dive into the BEAM VM at CodeBEAM Stockholm. Boost your skills with expert-led training on June 3rd! codebeamstockholm.com/#train…
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Master BEAM VM internals with @kvakvs! This hands-on tutorial covers memory, schedulers & optimization for Erlang/Elixir. 03 Jun 2025 – Secure your spot! codebeamstockholm.com/traini…
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I can’t get enough of this video
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I found an amazing girl! She sings rhythmically by connecting Japanese tongue twisters!🇯🇵😳 I’ll give it a try!😎🎙️
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i love being in the middle of work when my monitor asks me to accept user agreements god fuck this LG shit i’m gonna get a CRT to replace it
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Expand your knowledge through our training sessions at Code BEAM Europe! 💡 Delivered in-person by a range of experts, each session is designed to elevate your skills. 👏 Some of these sessions sold out at Code BEAM America, so don't miss out! ➡️ codebeameurope.com/#trainers
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