karlese

some lady on facebook buy & sell is selling her wedding dress so the photos she posted of it are from her wedding day and her caption is “worn once by mistake” LMAOOOO

is it acceptable to wear grey sweats and a misfits shirt to my 5th family christmas gathering? asking for myself

‘twas the nizzle before christmizzle & all through the hizzle

my buddy took a cab home this weekend and the phone rings 5 mins after he leaves, he tells us the cabbie hit a deer and this GUY (bless his heart) is really like it’s suffering please come finish the job it’s on the floodway right by your house.. like what on GOD’S green earth 😭

and you’re going to look at me and tell me that I’m wrong?

my dogs went on a christmas road trip with their grandma (because they’re spoiled) and I am currently dogless and realize I have no purpose in life. pls reply with dog pics or better yet bring me your dogs so I can hug them 🥺

there is so many things wrong with this my head could explode

I swear the next monogamous married man who innapropriately hits my DM is getting an etransfer request for hush money. I’ll still tell his wife, but run me my money for my services to find her. then I’ll take her beautiful ass out for drinks on you 🍻 cheers asshole

in 2020 I hope you stop apologizing for being yourself. Stop apologizing for being too loud or too sensitive or too much. Stop viewing yourself from other peoples perspectives and stop trying to fit yourself into boxes you’ve outgrown. You are literally one in a billion 💖