batshit betty

lemmie drive ur boat

just had a man tell me he would give me $500 to start my of back😭

Date night!!! except it’s you listening to me cry uncontrollably while I pet your dog

hey siri what the fuck

being harassed by your ex bf via text now numbers 💀

just want a man that’ll drop to his knees and bark like he wants it 😔

am I good??? no. thank you for asking

This man literally sent me a pic and said “I thought I bought a candle” bitch… it was sugar body scrub😭😭

nobody thinks what I think >:(

I see big biceps and forget how to think

the only difference between me and a psych ward patient is I’m at home, pls don’t piss me off

currently eating whipped cream out of the canister while I write a paper about organic chemistry wbu

I just want a heavily tatted, muscle-y man with a mustache to spit in my mouth is that so much to ASK FOR

I want chipotle but I don’t wanna drive to get it😭

I feel like an animal gnawing at the bars of my enclosure

she just gets me

OH MY GOD

this is me if you even care

I wish I could text myself and ask myself if I have eggs at home :/