@kye_river

National treasure and former children’s television host. VUW, Lorde fan

Joined October 2015
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just overheard a british tourist say the tūī isn’t a nice sounding bird. i’ve heard enough, time to close the borders once again
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From today you can now start casting all of your Māori votes ✔️
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You spend a weekend door knocking in Wellington and you will feel it 🤠
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Pink and White Terraces and a JBL speaker would’ve gone crazy man we were robbed
hangicel@hangicelOct 23
i wasn't gonna drink tonight but man...im missing the Pink and White Terraces like a MF 🙏🕊️
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Prime Ministers ranked by how ordinary I’d find it if I encountered someone with their surname
big scary monsters Aaaaahhh
@bigscaryprivOct 23
presidents ranked by how ordinary I’d find it if I encountered someone with their surname
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Kye River retweeted
Bennett@bennettLmorganOct 23
The left has been absurdly stupid the last couple of weeks, that's true. That still doesn't mean they should take a lecture on law and order from the pink pedophile party
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Sorry guys but Luxo telling that farmer to just be thankful is a truth nuke
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True, he should be made a Companion of the New Zealand Order of Merit
✞ ᴠʏʀᴏ ᯓ★ ✞
@thevyrovisualsOct 18
Am I the only one who thinks Bruce Banner deserves way more credit for bringing everyone back in Endgame? He literally brought back half the universe, endured the damage from using the Infinity Stones, and rarely gets the same recognition as Tony just because he survived.
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You can trust the most brain dead political take you’ll see each election will come from someone you know who went to a Rudolf Steiner school lmao
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Surge for Te Pati Ayesha
henry cooke@henrycookeOct 15
Reality Check Radio launching a more extensive right wing overhang campaign now with a lot more cash it seems. They appear to be dancing around actually endorsing a vote anywhere in the ad which may help with legality.
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Almost liked a hate tweet
NZ National Party
@NZNationalPartyOct 15
Official music video for 9 new taxes on the table ft Labour and their mates.
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Da Chris Bishop Century of Humiliation continues
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If Seymour believes teens should get a smartphone at 16 then how will he keep Snapchatting all the teens younger than that
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Kye River retweeted
Mrs Twp 💛🏏@mrs_twpOct 13
Winston Peters: I was there when Whina Cooper marched down to parliament. Dude you were there when Maui rocked up on his canoe.
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“Winston Peters, what is your pitch to New Zealand parents and young families?”
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Davo should probably keep the suffragettes out of his mouth considering his support for robbing Paula to pay Paul. I also don’t think they’d support his polices on the sale and supply of alcohol lol
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When I call da pakeha at yumcha a table full of gweilo
Kye River@kye_riverOct 13
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Genuinely doesn’t feel real that David Seymour and Helen Clark have run against each other lol
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And not one of them is Sir Geoffrey Palmer KCMG AC KC PC. When we were a real country elections used to have Sir Geoffrey Palmer KCMG AC KC PC.
The Overhang@Overhang_AoNZOct 12
Official lists of candidates are out. All seats have at least three candidates with two seats (West Coast-Tasman and Christchurch East) having 11. On average 7 candidates per seat.
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