Control your emotions doesn’t mean avoid your emotions. Feel that shit, understand that shit, just don’t lose your shit.

Joined November 2019
Kyle Shaffer retweeted
I'm going to get vulnerable with y'all real quick. Leah started her first job this week, and I just pulled up to pick her up. Saw her helping a customer and now I'm sitting in the car with tears pouring down my face.
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Kyle Shaffer retweeted
on february 11th, we will honor the one & only muggsy bogues. 🐝 press release: on.nba.com/4zY6fJ3 | @MuggsyBogues
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Kyle Shaffer retweeted
I’ll text you
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Hornets are retiring the No. 1 jersey of Muggsy Bogues 🚨 He was the shortest player in NBA history at 5-foot-3 🔥
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Kyle Shaffer retweeted
Cam Jurgens drew a higher pick than Quentin fucking Nelson dude this league is fried
Trade: Eagles are sending two-time Pro Bowl center Cam Jurgens and a 2027 7th-round pick to the Ravens in exchange for a 2027 5th-round pick and a 2028 2nd-round pick, sources tell ESPN.
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Alabama CB Dre Kirkpatrick Jr. allegedly messaged a UAPD officer on October 20 and posted a photo of the officer’s family on Facebook 😳 The message Kirkpatrick Jr. is said to have sent to the UAPD officer was “Ayy b**ch a** n****? Text me back don’t be no b**ch!” The officer then said he saw a post on Kirkpatrick’s Facebook page of a picture of him with his wife and children with the caption, “Dis him?”
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Kyle Shaffer retweeted
So far today, the Colts have added three draft picks: 🏈a 2027 3rd-rounder 🏈a 2027 4th-rounder 🏈a 2028 5th-rounder Other potential trade targets include RB Jonathan Taylor and WR Josh Downs.
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Kyle Shaffer retweeted
How did this man fall to the 20th pick… HOW?!
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Kyle Shaffer retweeted
Quenton Nelson… Seahawks. DeForest Buckner… Niners. Myles Garrett… Rams. Everybody say a prayer for the Cardinals.
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Trade: Colts are sending three-time Pro-Bowl DT DeForest Buckner back to the 49ers, the team that made him a 2016 first-round pick before dealing him to Indianapolis in 2020, per me and @rapsheet. Now Buckner returns to San Francisco, fortifying the 49ers defensive line.
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Kyle Shaffer retweeted
Reasons NOT to buy the iPhone Duo (according to x) ✍️ ❌ You can’t drop it off a building without it breaking ❌ You can’t pour a handful of corse sand directly into its hinge without it breaking ❌ If you stab the inside screen with a knife more than twice it just breaks ❌ If you bend it backwards with so much force it makes you physically shake, it breaks ❌ Some app developers haven’t redesigned their apps in the last 5 days ❌ If I get one of the tiny fraction which are already broken, it doesn’t matter if Apple replace it immediately, under warranty, you should still absolutely not buy it just in case. What else am I missing?
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Kyle Shaffer retweeted
Who’s cutting onions? Here’s a behind-the-scenes look at the moment Terence Dials told the Ohio State men’s basketball program that his former teammate, JJ Sullinger, would donate a kidney to him.
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Kyle Shaffer retweeted
Ohio State coach Ryan Day said QB Tavien St. Clair has been re-energized, going from third-team reps to a step closer to playing. Said St. Clair has to be ready, whether it's him or Luke Fahey taking the first snaps at USC. "The look in both quarterbacks' eyes was good."
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Kyle Shaffer retweeted
Quenton Nelson has been in the NFL for eight seasons, making the Pro Bowl in all eight while earning six All-Pro selections. Now, he joins a Seahawks team that won the Super Bowl last year and is currently 4-3.
Trade: Colts have agreed to send eight-time Pro-Bowl guard Quenton Nelson to the Seattle Seahawks, per me and @rapsheet. Nelson is on an expiring contract and the Colts are opting to get back draft capital now before they could lose him in free agency. But an all-time Colt now moves on to the Seahawks.
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Kyle Shaffer retweeted
NFL week 7 meeting
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This generation will do anything except lower the cost of their fucking homes
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Yeah I’d prefer my starting QB not going to class this week. Let’s lock in kid. #OSU #Cfb #Shrink
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Kyle Shaffer retweeted
After Austin Siereveld missed Ohio State’s last two games with an illness, Ryan Day says he expects the Buckeyes to have a “full arsenal” on the offensive line against USC. elevenwarriors.com/ohio-stat…
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Kyle Shaffer retweeted
Unfortunately this may be the hardest edit of all time
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Mattress Mack on the saxophone is DIABOLICAL
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