Kyle Broflovski

Look at you dude... look what you've become.

It's hard to be a Jew on Christmas.

Hey you scrawny ass shithead, what the fuck is wrong with you? You must be some kind of fucking asshole to be able to ignore a crying child!

Stan: Look, let's just face it, you guys. We don't trust each other and we don't like each other. We can't keep pretending. Kyle: Are you seriously saying what I think? Cartman: Alright, guys. I guess it's time we all had the talk we never wanted to have.

Cartman: How would you feel, Kyle, if there was a cartoon on television that made fun of Jews all the time? Kyle: Uh... [points at Cartman]

We got your vaccination for you, Mrs. Nelson.

Shut your fucking mouth, Cartman!

Sorry about your ass!

Stan, are you alright?

I've tried, Wendy. I've called him, I've been to his house. But since his diagnosis, all he's done is gotten worse.

We're reminded every day you're not Kenny, 'cause Kenny was cool.

Oh, dude, I feel so much better about being Jewish now that I see that Mel Gibson is just a big wacko douche.

I... I haven't checked on my Chinpokomon in a while... maybe they all died!

But you know, I've learned something today. I've learned that people who want power, a lot of power, always end up dead.

I'm a Jew. A lonely Jew.

I can't face my mother...

Wait. Isn't there some rule about not getting into cars with strangers?

Gerald Broflovski: Hello, Kyle. How's the hemorrhoid today? Kyle: Awesome.

Some of us feel hurt and confused that he seemed to turn his back on us.

[tilting his head] Really?