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Atlanta, GA
Joined May 2018
After months of waiting and saving, we’ve finally joined the @Tesla family! 🥳 It’s technically my bf’s car but shh it’s mine too
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I think the iPhone Duo is going to be the biggest in-person iPhone launch in YEARS. Got here at 5:45 AM and there was already a line. Some people have been waiting since 6 PM yesterday.
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Okay mine somewhat makes sense but also somewhat doesn’t. There are several people on here I don’t recognize.
My inner circle - cool to see! So many that should be on here that aren’t. I was shocked by that.
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Wait @briandstone how did you end up all the way at 50th place?? I would’ve thought you would be way higher. Jeremy is my number 1 though lmao
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Replying to @tomwookieford
@tomwookieford - we don’t show things that we can’t do in production. The cold gas system can produce over 80kN of force. If everything weighs even a ridiculously high 2500 kg with the mass of gas plus the thruster system, the lift from the thrusters is >3x the mass of the vehicle. When you have more lift than mass, you can get off the ground, when it’s that much more over time you have spare air to flip and manuever - simple math really….
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Starstruck
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Designed, engineered, and made in America
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Sometimes a demo is simply to remind the world that your competition has no desire to dream -- and no ability to evolve.
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Porsche: “A glimpse into the future” *3 hours later* Tesla: So anyway here’s our flying car
Mission S. Authentic. Consistent. Timeless. A glimpse into the future - shaped by our heritage. Mid-engine architecture. A focus on the driver and the driving experience. Call it a love letter.
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Real life, baby
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First parking job of FSD 14.3 Lite. Seems maybe a little bit better…? Still not perfect.
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Interesting that some of the Roadster photos from the Tesla Gallery have dates as early as April 7, 2026
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Roadster The last best driver's car
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Our design language has evolved since the last reveal: from S3XY to Cybertruck, Cybercab & Optimus Roadster is inspired by the SR-71 & F-35
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SpaceX has used thrusters to position spacecraft for decades. Making them work in a vehicle instead of a vacuum took all-new hardware & controls. Every usable void in the car is packed with Carbon Fiber Overwrapped Pressure Vessels (COPVs) More compressed gas on board = more flight time
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Efficiency data from three Teslas for @theXtakeover Interesting that a new Model Y is more efficient than the Model 3 used to be despite being a much bigger and heavier vehicle.
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I can’t with Grok in group chats
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Amazing dinner. Most unique experience in Austin by far. @briandstone @teslaflexx @jamesdrou @kylecoolky @jacob___bark
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Great dinner with even better people at Space Cowboy in downtown Austin. 🥰
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We racing now
The logistics to actually orchestrate this properly was insane. We took a convoy of six Tesla Cybercabs to dinner. @briandstone @teslaflexx @jamesdrou @kylecoolky @jacob___bark
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No idea what place I’m in because you can’t see behind you, but I’m not in the top 3 😔
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In case you were wondering, yes, you can switch seats while riding alone in a Cybercab. Just do it quickly before it starts saying it’s going to pull over.
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The only thing is it doesn’t switch the sides of the controls like it normally does, so now the primary controls are on the left when I’m on the right.
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