@kyza

a meat popsicle

 Brisbane, QLD, Australia
Joined April 2008
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this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes
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About damn time.
Aaliyah@aaliyah25 Aug 2020
Official message from the Estate of Aaliyah Haughton. Thank you for your continued love and support! 🙏 . . . . #aaliyah #aaliyahhaughton #aaliyahmusic #aaliyahforever
Don't even try and blame 5G for this.
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump2 Oct 2020
Tonight, @FLOTUS and I tested positive for COVID-19. We will begin our quarantine and recovery process immediately. We will get through this TOGETHER!
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Selling weed literally went from major felony to essential business (open during pandemic) in much of America & yet many are still in prison. Doesn’t make sense, isn’t right.
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It wouldn't be World Cup without Sheila being here. #rdwc2018 #TeamAustralia #cheezeballs – at Urmston, England
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If anyone needs some help with Aussie lingo/slang koalanet.com.au/australian-s… this might help #RDWC2018
"Throws the dummy" or to "dummy" is a Rugby term used for when a player 'fakes' passing the ball. So "throw a dummy" means deceiving the opposition into believing they are going to pass. #RDWC2018 #AussieEnglish
Hey @telstra what's up with mobile service today in Brisbane? No texts getting sent or received.
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WFTDA@WFTDA14 Mar 2017
WFTDA requested a review of the penalty on YouTube - upon review, no infractions were committed and the call has been overturned 🎉
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WFTDA@WFTDA14 Mar 2017
Hey, .@TeamYouTube can you tell us why you've turned our awesome roller derby channel off?
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One NYT reader's reaction after "La La Land" was mistakenly named best picture at the Oscars instead of "Moonlight" nyti.ms/2mnpDyv
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Replying to @realDonaldTrump
.@realDonaldTrump one way to begin to appear presidential would be to stop tweeting stupid shit. #YouSuckAtAmerica
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When you realize you would've been better off married to half an onion in a plastic bag:
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What if this account that is simply half an onion in a Ziploc bag ended up with more followers than @realDonaldTrump?
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It's completely bonkers. xitter.cf/james_findlay/status/8…
James Findlay@james_findlay22 Jan 2017
"ALTERNATIVE FACTS"!? What the hell is happening!? Is anyone else feeling anxious??
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Retweet if you care about @realDonaldTrump's tax returns
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Exactly twitter, what's happening? #trumps #TrumpInauguration #WhiteHouse
Wait... what!? #Inauguration
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I feel you, Michelle. #inauguration
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😂 xitter.cf/michelleisawolf/status…
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