@l0ftzilla

Just keep swimming

 Saint Louis, MO
jloftcompany.com/
Joined January 2012
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Hard launch of the website. If you want one fill out my form. jloftcompany.com
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Logan Dobson
@LoganDobsonOct 27
We're past peak-data-center-hate (from @heatmap_news).
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Tim Rice
@TimRiceDC20h
Iran before the Islamic Revolution.
Complex Style
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Kim, Kylie, Kendall, Kourtney, and Khloe for Skims' Holiday campaign
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2016: I want to work in big tech, take an uber to work, and have my food delivered by a DoorDash drone. 2026: I’m growing my own food, switching to a flip phone, and looking for a job as a park ranger out west.
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CritBit@CritBit1Oct 25
Replying to @DailyLoud
one song kept on playing in my head watching this so I edited it in
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James Fishback
@jamesfishbackOct 26
The most damning chart in America. The stock market and GDP mean absolutely nothing if young men can't buy a home and get married.
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I actually like Bill Maher precisely because he gets this reaction. Kaitlin Collins could never get one of these
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watching Eyes Wide Shut on the quad box, just as Kubrick intended
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Election Day is one milk away
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liz
@ineratiOct 25
phones are just invulnerable now. you can throw your caseless iphone at the concrete and it does nothing but add a couple scratches on aluminum finish. cases just don’t matter.
EigenGender 🔸
@EigenGenderOct 25
wonder when timelines become short enough that I should take the case off of my phone
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This has been said before but it’s funny how the exorbitant cost of all necessities just makes me want to spend more irresponsibly on frivolities. Just got rinsed at the grocery store for $200, fuck it add the guac.
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ally
@missmaynOct 24
WRONG. they dressed like this.
title fighter@shed011Oct 23
I just know this is how the meanest bitches in 2005 were pulling up
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“We don’t have a Third Base issue, his name is Jordan Walker and he currently plays Right Field.” #STLCards
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BellatorDomini@jay21547959Oct 23
More people are addicted to weed because true alcoholism takes incredible willpower
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Ludo! Tonight!
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Bill Eigel
@BillEigelOct 23
I don't even like the new congressional map. I'm voting YES on Prop A anyway. Here's why. 🧵
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John Hall
@johnkhallOct 23
We are just one more “confirm your address to claim your tariff rebate check” message away from closing the fundraising gap. Big tech must have sent the first 1 BILLION messages to spam.
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Another example of Woke 2.0. Be careful of ever passing a woman while jogging. You may end up being in the same villain canon as the Cornell 7 and Shane Gillis.
bao@theonlytruecelOct 21
picking up your pace to run in front of a woman so she doesn’t feel like a creepy man is running behind her but then you see yourself on a tiktok with 400k likes
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lol
Hunter Biden
@HunterBidenOct 21
As long as we are doing DNA tests now, someone should DNA test Vivek Mother Fucking Ramaswamy to see if he is even a fucking human being.
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21 years ago I named "Reddit" and everyone said it was a horrible name, but I insisted one day people would say "I read it on reddit" and used my CEO-privilege to overrule everyone + kept the name. Now the company twitter account (unbeknownst to them) is making the joke. Heh.
Reddit
@RedditOct 22
I'd tell you a joke, but you've probably already Reddit.
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Roy Drones Jr@chiweethedogOct 22
I fucking called it I could feel it thru the screen
Roy Drones Jr@chiweethedogOct 20
Troy Aikman is so visibly BEET RED angry and thrown off tonight. You can see his seething hate for Joe Buck he’s not hiding it. He’s not making any sense whatsoever either. First his analytics comment and now he’s mistaking offense for defense when he’s doing his color commentary
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