@ladyfibula

intrusive thoughts (size 5.5 🦶)

Joined November 2022
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As @PobBase prophecy foretold
TMZ
@TMZ14h
Nicki Minaj Floated As Press Secretary Replacement By White House Staffers tmz.com/2026/10/25/nicki-min…

Nicki Minaj Floated As Press Secretary Replacement By White House Staffers

Nicki Minaj has received some informal nominations to be the next White House Press Secretary ... with 2 staffers glowingly floating her name as a replacement after Katie Zacharia was fired.

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neeeeed an avoidant relationship like this #need
Grace
@gracecamille_Oct 14
when my bf and i moved in together we sometimes wouldn’t lock our door and our alcoholic neighbor would come in and drink a few beers / take a little nap. It took a while for us to catch on bc my bf thought i was a lush and i thought he was just bad at making the bed
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I’m confident that if I had a dick and balls I’d be able to suck myself off. skill issue guys
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my cat threw up in 6 diff spots yesterday and 4 were on my bedroom rug 💯
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chanty beluga is uncle pussy
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taking The Substance to become the perfect first grader
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dumb ass men saying SHE raped THEM.. if you and 6 of your boys were in a room where one of them was getting raped why didn’t you stop it? why question her for only speaking up now when none of them did? fuck Cornell
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sometimes an extra pill comes out when I’m taking my anxiety meds and I take it bc it’s easier than putting one back in the bottle #canthurt
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broadcast the boom boom boom back and make em all establish the world to it
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I need to get back into Alcohol
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I can’t afford a chiropractor does anyone want to come lay on top of me
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my husband is sleeping on the couch after that stunt with Rylee
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who up tryna break into their own house with a Bobby pin
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who up tryna remove the Bobby pin fragments from the lock so their newly found key work again 🫡💯🤣
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its jex btw@beersmoker93Sep 20
L + ratio + you just lost the game
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I don’t want kids bc I haven’t spent enough money on me yet
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pussy popping so much the doctor wants to put me on the pill WITH my IUD
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Harambe is kind of the original Charlie Kirk
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Maliiiiiiik Im soooo drunk rn @MalikElassal
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wordle made me horny today
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the word was uncut icymi
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