Graphene’s biggest fan. PhDing @mizzouenglish
Tampa, FL
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Lindsay Fowler retweeted
For those who buy into, in any way, the clever but false portrayal by Ron DeSantis about his COVID-19 response in his recent book… here’s instructional context, with timeline. Over 87,000 people have died in our state. (Long thread). 1/29
I feel entitled to financial compensation
We know a 4:45 AM wake up call isn't ideal 😅
@FLSERT wants to apologize for the early morning text. Each month, we test #emergencyalerts on a variety of platforms. This alert was supposed to be on TV, and not disturb anyone already sleeping.
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Lindsay Fowler retweeted
Start telling the barista at Starbucks your name is Unionize so they have to shout out Unionize at work
Lindsay Fowler retweeted
Thank you Selene for the opportunity to discuss what’s happening in our community.
#Xylazine use can be harmful. However, there things we can do now to minimize harms and there are things we should be able to do to minimize harms.
axios.com/local/tampa-bay/20…
I’ve been thinking of applying to an assistant professorship of tomato genetics myself
We remind all program directors to carefully proofread their job advertisements. The Plant Genetics program has over 500 applications from scholars of Tudor history. HR is asking them to review all of those files and consider them in defining the diversity of the applicant pool.
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Lindsay Fowler retweeted
I also literally saved a cow's life by ordering a McNothing instead of a burger
Lindsay Fowler retweeted
We told you the end of the world would be fucking stupid, and here we are.
Whoopity do.
Please remember to eat arbys
This is exactly my level of Halloween costume energy
Mundane Halloween is back!
Japan does Halloween better than anyone, but best of all is the annual "mundane Halloween" contest sponsored by website @dailyportalz.
The point is to dress up as something super ordinary.
Here are some of my favorites from this year...
EVERYONE. We all have access to DALL E NOW WHAT ARE YOU DOING labs.openai.com/s/qi5Xe1uFFi…
Watching the hurricane radar is like watching the Santa tracker except I’m pretty sure I don’t get presents tomorrow
Lindsay Fowler retweeted
those 3 days in south florida where we all wait to see if we're gonna be impacted by a catastrophic natural disaster or if we're all going to sit inside with 78 gallons of water and bread while it rains really really hard
Lindsay Fowler retweeted
The guy with the worst grades should get to give a graduation speech too. Let me hear both sides
