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abolish the police !! she/her

Joined May 2013
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an absolute masterclass in delivery
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My toxic trait: Hmm, let me see if this food that normally hurts my stomach hurts my stomach TODAY.
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The wives/daughters/mistresses of the people who make these insidious laws will always have access to abortions. Rescinding Roe v. Wade is an attack on people who don't have the resources to leave their state/country to get the healthcare they need. It's calculated class warfare. – at Lake Dallas, TX
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im feeling wild tonight sir, please add 25 calories to my sandwich
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When Barry tried to sunbathe on the window ledge 😐
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average cadillac buyer
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damn I walked all the way to the bridge near my house to ponder and there’s already two dudes here pondering as well
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Hi @delta. Your flight attendants greeting us “would you like champagne? Let’s celebrate no more masks” is not what I paid for. It’s not only childish but also creates an uncomfortable, and potentially hostile environment for those of us still masked. COVID is also not seasonal.
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missing a call from my dad at 8 AM My anxiety brain: A relative died I know it My dad:
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me at any house party: 💃🏾 how much is ur rent ?????
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When you've been single for too long.😂😂😂😂😂😂
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My beautiful un media trained king
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I... am speechless.
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A group of bad bitches.
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posting on instagram stories is so fucking weird until you have a crush and then it becomes Your Life’s Work
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this is one of the seven wonders of the world
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i hate that my dad is afraid to show emotion
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