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Bartolo's Colonoscopy

@lakeview487

White Sox fan. Will Ferrell is better than Seth Rogen. I will touch your drumset

 Illinois, USA
Joined January 2021
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I take supreme pride in people that decide to come for me in wasting their time so at night they look and realize they were really in an “argument” with a page called “Bartolos Colonoscopy.”
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Oh boy
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Dude this is so fun
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#whitesox
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Missed this, shocking with the election next week
ProFootballTalk (@ProFootballTalk) profile pictureProFootballTalk
@ProFootballTalkOct 29
The Bears are reportedly close to a deal to stay in Illinois. nbcsports.com/nfl/profootbal…
Report: Bears are close to a deal to stay in Illinois

Report: Bears are close to a deal to stay in Illinois

So much for Hammond, Indiana.

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Oh shit Poles isnt dicking around. Sweat, Simmons, AND Mack? Bruh
Evan Sidery (@esidery) profile pictureEvan Sidery
@esidery23h
The Bears and Chargers are deep in trade talks involving Khalil Mack, which could be finalized after this weekend. Chicago would be sending Los Angeles a Day 3 pick, likely a 4th or 5th, in exchange for Mack. Mack wants to compete for a Super Bowl this year and return to Chicago.
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FUCK
DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) profile pictureDiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilm23h
Patrick Stewart has sadly passed away at the age of 86.
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Hiring from the Brewers tree never seems to be a bad thing
Katie Woo (@katiejwoo) profile pictureKatie Woo@katiejwooOct 29
The Chicago White Sox are hiring Matt Roffe as scouting director, league sources tell me and @Ken_Rosenthal. Roffe was previously with the Milwaukee Brewers as an assistant director of domestic scouting.
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James Fegan (@JRFegan) profile pictureJames Fegan@JRFeganOct 29
Can confirm @katiejwoo, the White Sox are hiring Matt Roffe from the Brewers to head up their domestic draft operations. Formal title TBD, but he is coming on to be their scouting director.
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Okay Poles, now get some DB help
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Ryan Poles:
Jordan Schultz (@Schultz_Report) profile pictureJordan Schultz
@Schultz_ReportOct 29
BREAKING: Titans are trading Jeffery Simmons to the Bears, per sources.
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who cares atp. You needed him so bad
Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) profile pictureTom Pelissero
@TomPelisseroOct 29
Replying to @TomPelissero
The Bears are sending two first-round picks and a fourth-rounder to the Titans for Jeff Simmons. A monster deal.
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Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) profile picture
Adam Schefter
@AdamSchefterOct 29
Trade: Titans are trading All Pro DT Jeffery Simmons to the Chicago Bears, per sources.
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Underdog NFL (@UnderdogNFL) profile pictureUnderdog NFL
@UnderdogNFLOct 29
Pelissero: Jeffery Simmons traded to the Bears.
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The Brewers last night put a huge dent into the “We need a salary cap” argument the owners have. Will be a fast and furious month of November in Free Agency, and will be a long lockout afterward.
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Top 3 to replace Schriffen: 1) Jack McMullen -young, but polished, very current in the game with Just BB and Marlins radio PBP, may identify well with young fans. 2) Wayne Randazzo - Local Ties, current with the Angels PBP, versatile with color analysts. 3) Karl Ravech - yup
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Scott Merkin@scottmerkinOct 26
The White Sox have informed John Schriffen that his contract will not be extended as the club’s lead play-by-play announcer.   A national search for his replacement will begin immediately.
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I have a feeling we see the White Sox’ first 9 digit contract in November
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Chicago White Sox (@whitesox) profile picture
Chicago White Sox
@whitesoxOct 22
That's our Manager 🫡
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Yo thats ridiculous
Underdog NBA (@UnderdogNBA) profile pictureUnderdog NBA
@UnderdogNBAOct 23
Knicks sent a "phishing email" disguised as a championship ring offer to Madison Square Garden employees. Those that clicked the fake link were forced to attend a mandatory cybersecurity class to "help satisfy some of [James] Dolan's cybersecurity concerns." (via @joevardon)
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Maybe…ya know…..dont sign with the team thats fucking stacked to the nines then. Just a thought
Dodgers Nation (@DodgersNation) profile pictureDodgers Nation
@DodgersNationOct 17
Hyeseong Kim says 2026 with the Dodgers was the most disappointing year of his baseball career: “The fact that I was only in the Major Leagues for about a month—that’s what hurts the most. I want to play in the Major Leagues for a long time, but I wasn’t able to make that happen.” Via Sports Naver
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