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Loved college so much I never left. Proud, sometimes frazzled mom. Amateur political junkie, curler, cheese and coffee connoisseur, though usually not together.

Clinton, NY
Joined January 2012
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Growing up, my Muslim family never celebrated Christmas. This year I am not going home, because pandemic, so my roommates are teaching me how to have my first proper Christmas. I am approaching this with anthropological precision. Here are a few observations.
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AITA for “perpetuating ethnic stereotypes” about Jorts? bit.ly/3ytjsLC
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A valid point…
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Everyone watches on TV as the world’s richest guy takes what would have been government funds if he paid taxes and uses it to go to space for a few minutes in a ship shaped like a giant penis. America
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Family. 🍊🍊🍊
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I know this word "defund" has caused some controversy, even from some who are inclined to agree with a lot of the underlying arguments. Some hear that word and envision The Purge, some dystopian descent into anarchy
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We know there is nothing we could send to our seniors that makes up for not being here on the Hill, but hopefully this adds to everyone's virtual Commencement celebrations. (We HAD to include Cafe Opus 🍪🍪recipes.) bit.ly/2qIghgu #celebratingourseniors #hamilton2020
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Watch live webcast of affirmative action discussion at 7 p.m. Wednesday. It will feature Rick Banks, Julie Park, Jason Riley, Genevieve Bonadies Torres and Julie Vultaggio. bit.ly/36cLlrt @UMDcdihe @jasonrileywsj @LawyersComm @hgse #commonground
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There’s a shortage of perfect movies in this world. It would be a pity to damage this one.
Sony Pictures Entertainment CEO Tony Vinciquerra says that “very famous people whose names I won’t use” want to redo Norman Lear’s ‘The Princess Bride’ bit.ly/30qHpQM
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Found him. ⁦@PeteButtigieg⁩ ⁦@WestWingWeekly⁩
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Doing a quick bit of laundry. Hear loud scream. Run into kitchen terrified, expecting to see @Chas10Buttigieg in pool of blood. Am thereupon informed that @Lin_Manuel is following my husband, whose life is now complete. – at South Bend, IN
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Survivors of sexual assault deserve to be able to safely come forward and tell their stories – to be heard and believed. We can’t let our broken system fail them more than it already has. #HandsOffIX nytimes.com/2018/11/27/opini…
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I get a perverse pleasure out of watching a brilliant writer (and actor) struggling to re-memorize his own verbal avalanche. My advice, @Lin_Manuel, is if you go up, ask the audience. Cuz we got this shit down cold. @HamiltonMusical
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President @BarackObama doesn't have time for these 7 excuses not to vote.
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I misspoke. I meant to say I “wouldn’t” be right here waiting for you.
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If I can track every single move my Amazon package makes, our government should be able to reunite detained children with their parents in a matter of days. No excuses.
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WATCH: A woman was shocked to discover her neighbor's Corgi was sneaking onto her property at night and... riding her pony? wvnstv.com/weird/missouri-wo…
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motherhood be like:
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Always and forever 🙌🏽 teapawt.net/deray/status/941774140…
clear eyes, full hearts. can’t lose.
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a charcuterie board & red wine is just the adult version of a lunchable & caprisun
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