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There is no situation in life that can't be turned into a light novel, and it's glorious.
True! This movie turned out to be truly unexpectedly good!
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THE SHEEP DETECTIVE, to my surprise, is the best movie I've seen this year. Funny, clever, heartwarming, surprisingly deep in places, surprisingly touching, it is a charming but tense tale of a murder mystery in a small rural village. The clever amateur detective is a sheep.
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🚨 BREAKING: Trump SBA Administrator Kelly Loeffler has just BANNED foreigners and non-citizens from taking out SBA-backed small business loans
Independent gas stations and hotels will soon be in AMERICAN hands again, as foreigners will no longer get a leg up on Americans for loans to purchase them.
This comes after Loeffler revealed $8.8 BILLION in suspected pandemic fraud from borrowers in California ALONE — a huge swath of which were foreign nationals
Thank you, @SBA_Kelly!
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🚨 BREAKING: The FBI has just arrested a most wanted fraudster who FLED to JAMAICA after stealing $32 million in pandemic relief taxpayer funds — Fox News
Elaine Escoe is BACK in the United States to face justice 🔥
Crushing fraud is what I voted for, @FBIDirectorKash 👏🏻
She lived under a FAKE identity, per Kash Patel, trying to evade US authorities. Fraudsters are no match for this DOJ!
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🚨BREAKING: Australia, France, and Germany have now all CANCELLED their New Year's Celebrations.
"It has ALL been cancelled beacuse the French government can NO LONGER keep its citizens safe from Radical Islamic Terrorism."
"We are watching one of the most beautiful countries
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🚨BREAKING: Pete Hegseth just announced an INTERNAL AUDIT of Bill Gates-founded company Microsoft's digital cloud system for being used by Chinese Nationals to hack the DoD systems.
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BREAKING: President Trump announces a $1 MILLION reward for those who report voter fraud upon the arrest and conviction of the fraudster.
Watch Democrats oppose this
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🚨#BREAKING: 75,000 Christians assembled in the Netherlands, praising Jesus while declaring their country a Christian nation. Do you stand with them?
A. YES
B. NO
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🚨BREAKING: President Trump is reportedly PUSHING to revive the 1952 McCarran-Walter Act to bar Muslims from holding public office.
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🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING
60 Minutes reveals that @Uber allows illegal aliens, with final deportation orders, to drive on their platform.
A Texas father who had lived in the U.S. for 25 years with no criminal record was finishing his night shift as an Uber driver when immigration agents detained him.
Without being able to speak to his lawyer or a judge, he was put on a plane and sent first to Ghana, a country where he had no ties. He was then sent to his home country, despite a determination by a U.S. immigration court judge that he could not be deported there due to likely persecution. cbsn.ws/3Ude66r
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🚨 BREAKING: A DOJ employee has just been charged with TERRORlSM after allegedly doxing Border Patrol agents to a man who wanted to kiII the agents
The rot within the DOJ runs DEEP.
The DOJ needs to be PURGED!
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🚨BREAKING: Alice Weidel, the likely future leader of Germany says: “In my first 100 days, I will close the borders, eliminate social benefits for migrants, and carry out Germany’s largest deportations.”
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🚨BREAKING: Muslim city council member Abu Musa was CAUGHT doing what Democrats swore never happened!
He STUFFED a mail in ballot box with DOZENS of ballots.
He won his race last week by 76 votes. Hamtramck has an ALL MUSLIM city council.
DEPORT!
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🚨BREAKING: Calls are ramping up nationwide to INVESTIGATE, EXPEL and DEPORT Indian Rep. Pramila Jayapal (D) after she worked with foreign nations to send oil to Communist CUBA!
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🚨#BREAKING: Outrage is erupting in Elkart, IN after a ped0phile who r*ped a 7-YEAR-OLD served less than 7 YEARS in prison...
...and the family member who k*lled him got 80 YEARS IN PRISON!!!!
WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE?!!!!!!!!
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🚨 #BREAKING: The Trump DOJ has launched an investigation into the proposed Muslim-only EPIC City in Texas
GOOD! SHUT IT DOWN!
The 402 acre site would governed by SHARIA LAW. We’re not doing this crap in America.
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🚨BREAKING: And just like that...Illegals can no longer get free healthcare through Medicaid in Illinois
Trump just blocked ($8.4) billion dollars for (IL) until Pritzker rescinds it's Sanctuary status
This is exactly what I voted for on Nov 5th
🚨 BREAKING: Scott Bessent has ordered GEOTRACKING of the money flowing out of Minneapolis–St. Paul and suddenly the Somalis are in FULL PANIC MODE.
REP. ROBBINS confirms it. “All the cash is now being geotracked where the Somalis live. This will really help. They weren’t tracking it before. Once it got to Dubai, they stopped.”
Read that again. They LET it disappear. Now the lights are on. The pipeline is exposed. The money trail is LIVE. This is how you crush organized fraud. Follow the cash. Lock them up.
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🚨 BREAKING: Elon Musk just ERUPTED and confirmed Ukraine BROKE the terms of service of Starlink by using the civilian service to KlLL PEOPLE with offensive drone strikes — "That loophole was closed last week."
THERE. IT. IS.
ELON: "I have nothing but UTTER CONTEMPT for the virtue-signaling evil warmongers who push for endless slaughter and offer no realistic solution to the conflict. May you burn in hell. End of story."
@ElonMusk just wants the war to end...and he's SICK AND TIRED of people POINTING FINGERS at him when it was Ukraine who violated publicly known terms of service 🙏🏻
"Were Starlink to be turned off, the Ukrainian front line would collapse immediately. This is NOT a threat, it is simply a statement of fact."
Elon notes that STARSHIELD is US-military controlled, while Starlink is controlled by his company. Starlink is the one Ukraine must NOT game for offensive purposes
"SpaceX has done more to defend Ukraine than any private company on Earth BY FAR."
Strike a deal and maybe this wouldn't be an issue, Zelensky!






















