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 𝔽𝕥 𝕎𝕠𝕣𝕥𝕙, 𝕋𝕖𝕩𝕒𝕤
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Made a meme today.
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I think it’s fair to say he’s high as fuck.
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Lindsey Graham is awfully quiet today. Some say he’s “dead silent” over these allegations.
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I think Larceny would make a pretty baby name for a girl & kids steal all your money anyway, so...
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I just need one person to arrive in Hell, and then I could go on a nice long vacation. My patience is wearing thin.
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@lanechangedOct 21
Replying to @LucifersTweetz
The strangest thing ever to me is that billionaires have fans & what a bunch of fucking doofuses they ARE too. 😆🤣
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Stop kissing the asses of billionaires. They don't live in the same reality you do.
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MAGA Christians aren’t Christians; they’re performative hypocrites.
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Calling Putin a humanitarian is like calling Epstein a protector of children.
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@lanechangedOct 21
Gen Z knows. They just already know it. They know they won't be able to afford a little starter home & a wedding & a family health ins plan & a second car becuz AI's coming for their jobs so it's just not worth planning for that kind of future anymore. And just think about all their poor parents. All that worry over trans-genderism & homosexuality so their kids wouldn't grow up to be childless & they wouldn't end up without any grandchildren to retire to. All that fuss & worry, just to end up in the same place anyway. If only they'd helped us try to fix the actual problems of humanity instead fretting over inconsequential culture shit. Oh well, there's always golf, right?
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You can use your handgun license photo ID to vote with in Texas but you can't use your college/university photo ID. Take a min & just think about how fuck up that is.
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Trickle down voodoo economics doesn't work with these fuckers & it never did. It's time to try some Pinata Economics. Yes, that works exactly how you're imagining it. 😈
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First they refused *Gulf of America*. Then they refused *Lake of America*. And now, MapQuest has a new feature on mobile that shows us Flock camera locations! Did not expect MapQuest to become my new fav underdog hero of the year.😂 Time Magazine: if you're listening....
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I took my 96 year-old mom to her annual physical appointment. The doctor said she was the best 96-year-old patient she has! Then I took her down to the early voting polling station where she voted all blue across the board. #GoVote #VoteBlueToSaveDemocracy
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Aliens came to conquer but saw us walking behind dogs picking up their shit and decided the dogs were the dominant life on earth and left us alone because everyone loves dogs
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@TheTweetOfGodOct 20
This Halloween America should dress up as a democracy.
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@gardengirl125Oct 21
Today you should choose peace, patience, and emotional stability…jk Fuck em up, Buttercup ✌🏼
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Trump is getting heckled by more people tonight than any other night in NC. People understand the assignment.
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@LucifersTweetzOct 20
Trump is very unhappy about the increase in people heckling him at his rallies and everywhere he goes, and he wants you to STOP. You know what to do!
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When you get close to the end you start to see things nobady else can.
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Gen Z knows. They just already know it. They know they won't be able to afford a little starter home & a wedding & a family health ins plan & a second car becuz AI's coming for their jobs so it's just not worth planning for that kind of future anymore. And just think about all their poor parents. All that worry over trans-genderism & homosexuality so their kids wouldn't grow up to be childless & they wouldn't end up without any grandchildren to retire to. All that fuss & worry, just to end up in the same place anyway. If only they'd helped us try to fix the actual problems of humanity instead fretting over inconsequential culture shit. Oh well, there's always golf, right?
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If a narcissistic pedophile con man has convinced you that Russia is your friend and Canada is your enemy, you need your fucking head examined to see if you even have a brain.
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