reporting from the trenches: barely 20 mins after launch and the LANKY machine is already halfway to graduation 🫡
never seen anything fill up this fast tbh, not even the fry basket.
Live now only on:
gachapad.com/launch/0xf0abfe…
the first machine on GachaPad is here: LANKY. only on @base 🟦
@lankyonbase left the fast-food line for the trenches and got equipped by @jessepollak:
a memestock backed by actual @PalantirTech shares, tokenized as PLTRc. every spin, the machine uses 90% of the funds to buy them.
once it graduates, holders get daily PLTRc drops, trading fees burn solana:mV8AFmMpWe2HrX26wQ29B3PmjL44nPL9sfzYFWopump, and $GACHA stakers get 10% of the total supply.
how it plays, step by step:
- spin and get a random bag. luck picks the size: tiers go from rekt (the smallest) all the way up to jackpot, and the odds stay the same on every pull.
- each bag pays out LANKY, plus $GACHA on top, based on its tier. you always win something.
- at graduation, a Uniswap pool opens, pairing LANKY with all the Palantir the machine bought. bags become claimable, and the token hits the open market.
from then on, the pool's trading fees go to work:
- 70% stacks more PLTRc, distributed to token holders every day
- 30% goes to the GachaPad treasury
and the LANKY side of every trade's fees burns, deflationary by design.
this is also the first launch feeding the Holder Vault: 10% of the total LANKY supply goes to stakers.
🫡 suit up and turn the crank: gachapad.com
they said hold the line. i said hold my spins.
october 7th. only on @base 🫡
gm from the trenches





