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DIVORCE AGREEMENT THIS IS INCREDIBLY WELL-PUT, AND I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT'S WRITTEN BY A STUDENT!!! WHATEVER HE RUNS FOR, I'LL VOTE FOR HIM. Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists, and Obama supporters, et al: We have stuck together since the late 1950s for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course. Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way. Here is our separation agreement: Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by land mass, each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets, since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes. —We don't like redistributive taxes, so you can keep them. --You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU. --Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA, and the military. --We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and the coal mines, and you can go with wind, solar, and bio-diesel. --You can keep Oprah, Whoopi, Bill Maher, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all five of them. --We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart, and Wall Street. --You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies, and illegal aliens. --We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEOs, and rednecks. --We'll keep Bill O’Reilly and Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood. --You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us. --You can have the peaceniks and war protesters. --When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security. --We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values. --You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness, and Shirley McLaine. You can also have the UN., but we will no longer be paying the bill. --We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks, and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Volt and Leaf you can find. --You can give everyone health care if you can find any practicing doctors. --We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" and "The National Anthem." --I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute "Imagine," "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing," "Kum Baya," or "We Are the World." --We'll practice trickle-down economics and you can continue to give trickle-up poverty your best shot. --Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name, and our flag. Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you might think about which one of us will need whose help in 15 years. Sincerely, John J. Wall Law Student and an American P.S. Also, please take George Clooney, Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin Short, Charlie Sheen, Barbra Streisand, and (Hanoi) Jane Fonda with you. P.P.S. And you won't have to press 1 for English when you call our country. Forward This Every Time You Get It ! Let's Keep This Going, Maybe Some Of It Will Start Sink in.

No freaking way 😱

Our second product is called Blindsight and it will, as the name suggests, enable even those who are completely blind or have never seen to see. It is ready from an engineering standpoint. Just waiting on regulatory approval.

Jestem żołnierzem Wojska Polskiego w rezerwie. Przysięgałem Ojczyźnie 🇵🇱 przed Bogiem ✝️. Uzbrojony w najpotężniejszą broń✝️🙏🙏🙏 jadę do Warszawy. Panowie wy też przysięgaliście❗❗❗

For those of you who thought the visit from a Bedford Borough Council official to investigate our daughter Zoe’s (age 12) pretend teddy bear cafe was too ridiculous to be real, here is the arrival of official. This is totally legit. She really did show up at our property to investigate the illegal teddy bears having their coffee🧸🧸☕️☕️

Apparently women can’t attend a @NWSL game wearing a XX-XYAthletics shirt. Trans flags everywhere though. @ThornsFC

In 2026, this is how women are treated for peacefully standing up for their rights. There was no way I was going to leave that stadium of my own free will. We did nothing wrong.

Western civilization is worth defending.

🚨@USLaborIG: “I don’t care how prestigious a university thinks it is, break the law and screw the American people, and I will personally cuff you in the university square.” @DOLOIG just launched a MASSIVE J-1 visa investigation. The cuffs are coming.

A public servant in Brazil has been sentenced to 1 year in prison for "criminal transphobia" after misgendering a student at the university he works at. Luís Barros was convicted of "social racism" for telling Odara Moraes that he was "not a woman." reduxx.info/brazilian-univer…

“Here’s The Plan: We will push the British people into outright civil war by goading & humiliating them in many ways & making their lives unbearable. We will then CRUSH this rebellion by police/military force & digital oppression. We will then abolish democracy & RULE forever.”

UPDATE ON GERALD AND THE CROW SITUATION: Things have escalated. I repeat. THINGS HAVE FUCKING ESCALATED. For those of you just joining us, yesterday I accidentally entered into diplomatic relations with a gang of crows after Gerald stole my good spoon. Well. This morning I walked outside and Gerald was waiting for me. Alone. Standing directly in the middle of my driveway. No screaming. No hopping around. Just staring at me like a tiny feathered loan shark who had come to collect. I said, “Morning, Gerald.” He tilted his head. I gave him a walnut. He did not eat it. Instead, this motherfucker picked it up, walked three steps to the left, PUT IT DOWN, and stared at me again. Message received. The offering was insufficient. So I went back inside and got more walnuts. When I returned… THERE WERE NINE CROWS. Nine. Yesterday there were seven. Gerald is fucking recruiting. And they were arranged in a SEMICIRCLE. This isn’t a bird friendship anymore. I’m funding organized crime. I distributed the walnuts because apparently I pay protection money now. Everything seemed fine until one of the smaller crows tried taking two. Gerald immediately screamed at him. The little one dropped the second walnut. I have accidentally created an economy. Gerald controls distribution. There’s a hierarchy. There are consequences. I’m pretty sure I witnessed a disciplinary hearing before breakfast. Then Gerald flew away. I thought we were done. WE WERE NOT DONE. Twenty minutes later I looked outside and there was something sitting where Gerald had been standing. A bottle cap. A shiny rock. And… MY FUCKING SPOON. HE RETURNED THE SPOON. Ladies and gentlemen. I believe we have successfully negotiated a trade agreement. Unfortunately, there is now a crow sitting on my mailbox. So I still cannot get my fucking mail. I tried approaching. He puffed up. I backed away. That mailbox belongs to the organization now. At this point I’m just a tenant. Anyway, Gerald has officially been promoted to General Gerald, Commander of the Driveway, First of His Name, Keeper of the Good Spoon, Lord of the Power Line, Collector of Walnuts, and Regional Manager of Whatever The Fuck Is Happening Here. I’ll keep everyone updated. But if I suddenly stop posting… Gerald found out I told you.

A university lecturer has been sacked and branded “misogynistic” after referring to women in his class as “females”. Russell Cherrington was working as a senior lecturer in film studies at the University of Derby when four students complained about what they described as his “misogynistic”, “transphobic” and “divisive” language. He subsequently took his case to an employment tribunal, arguing that his free speech rights under Article 10 of the European Convention on Human Rights (ECHR) had been violated. The complaints against Mr Cherrington were made in 2023, and an investigation in 2024 found several instances of “gross misconduct”. The tribunal found that he was misogynistic because he “only, or almost exclusively, referred to women in the class as ‘females’.” Employment Appeal Tribunal judge Mr Justice Cavanagh dismissed his appeal, finding that the ECHR does not “as a matter of course” need to be considered in every unfair dismissal case. Rejecting his free speech arguments, the judge said: “The ET [employment tribunal] considered whether the appellant’s dismissal was in breach of the university’s freedom of speech obligations and decided that it was not. “The ET was plainly well aware that the university had a duty to promote and protect freedom of speech for university employees. “The appeal is dismissed.” Read more below 👇

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I am creating a map of all Scottish Councils. Their entities and the money that flows through them. Ownership tree, directed money trails, and the real numbers from the accounts. Along side this I am also creating a Complete map of each council ward in Scotland. this will show crimes, social impacts, health care, housing etc. The idea is to make our councils fully transparent to us all and anyone can use it to help begin community grassroot groups tailored to individual communities needs, with the avenues to funding.

Justin "Riley" Dennis and Nicholas "Stephanie" Blanch are men. The Australian courts know this, or they wouldn't be punishing a woman for saying so.

I know I’m shrill about this but it really upsets me that people prioritize the sanctity & integrity of competition in high school or college athletics over the minuscule number of trans athletes who just want to play & be a part of something. I promise your daughters will be ok

I want to ask when those of us who opposed the war on the grounds that it would lead to a long and drawn out quagmire can expect an apology from the many on the right who screamed at us and called us “panicans” and traitors. But I won’t ask that because I know the answer.