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“Go to the middle, work your way toward the ends, and stop when it gets weird.”

Joined June 2009
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This will be my new pinned tweet. teapawt.net/parkerispine/status/89…
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Emotional day @slackhq saying good-bye to @stewart. I hope Slack, or something like it, will always exist. Whether or not it does, if we all share what he taught us about leadership, the working world will be a better place.
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Larkin Ryder retweeted
Today our parent company, @Salesforce, announced a $2.5M donation to Next Chapter—a Slack-incubated software engineering apprenticeship for the formerly incarcerated. We’re thrilled to continue our commitment to driving change and creating opportunities. bit.ly/3uA9RRL
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I was 21, the child of divorced parents, living below the poverty line. I was also a junior in college (Pell Grants, scholarship) in love for the first time with the man I thought I would marry. My birth control failed. What’s your abortion story? abortionfinder.org/abortion-…
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Justice Clarence Thomas writes in his concurring opinion: "For that reason, in future cases, we should reconsider all of this Court’s substantive due process precedents, including Griswold, Lawrence, and Obergefell." supremecourt.gov/opinions/21…
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I’d like to take this opportunity to apologize to my husband
It takes a few years away from infosec to truly appreciate the depth to which it had influenced my thinking around comms for decades.
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I am outside and it is a beautiful day
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This evening @parkersela corrected my pronunciation of the word “pedant”
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Business idea: a doula but for dealing with your insurance company pre- and postpartum.
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It’s an honor sharing an initial with @roach
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Cute kid beautiful place ❤️
My team’s week and it’s not even Tuesday yet.
As a software developer, you may be called upon to perform some of these tasks in your career. How well a CS degree prepares you for these tasks (and whether it even should prepare you for these) is left as an exercise to the reader. 🧵 1/
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Literally me every night
Sometimes at night I just think about getting to drink coffee the next morning
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Larkin Ryder retweeted
Word of the day, on repeat, is ‘latibulate’ (17th century): to hide in a corner until the situation improves.
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How to @roach
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Larkin Ryder retweeted
An Account Takeover (ATO) checklist: github.com/magoo/ato-checkli… Wrote for product security teams. 🐑🐑🐺🐑
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Today, I found this awesome picture of my mom looking like Cate Blanchett as a 70s Tarantino villain who is the brains of a car-jacking ring. I love the aesthetic of the black-and-white photo, but please enjoy imaging her bright auburn hair with that white jacket.
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My daughter got a handmade valentine that is a giant vagina holding two dicks riding a horse. Proud parent. Thank you, @siobhan_solo ! #HappyValentinesDay
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