No one loves me except my momma. And she could be jivin' too.
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Who is this man, and how is he going to help millions celebrate the holidays? Join us for a festive holiday edition of the show, featuring @eskinkle from the @VillainsOnVacay podcast.
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“He castrated himself with a pair of scissors, then ate a meal and went to a prayer meeting”
Who is this rather extreme historical figure? Have a listen to this week’s episode to find out. #podcast #PodcastOfTheYear #podcasts #podcasting
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Want to know what real life event inspired an artist to draw this insane picture?
Tune in to episode 2, out this morning. Dr. A.J Black joins us from Sweden to talk about that, as well as electrical shock therapy, and the world’s most terrifying tumor.
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There’s also apparently this very funny show on Netflix about friends.
They are six friends, and the show documents their friendship because they are friends.
I can’t remember the name of it right now, but when I do I will let you know.
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For those who question why we still study Shakespeare...
The virus is Birnham Wood.
The White House is Dunsinane.
#TrumpCovid #TrumpHasCovid #TrumpHasCorona nymag.com/intelligencer/arti…
Next will be the “Steve Buscemi wants to cook creme brulé with you over Zoom” phase of the quarantine.
Apparently we’ve now arrived at the “Danny Trejo needs friends to play Animal Crossing with” phase of the pandemic.
Just think.
Right now as you’re reading this, Steven Seagal is out there somewhere doing some stupid fucking Steven Seagal shit.
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"Triumph Of The Will" × "I did not have sexual relations with that woman" = "shithole country"
"Oh man, I really want to go to live in the U.S. right now. It would be so much better than here!"
-No Norwegian ever
No man is an island, but Trump is drawing perilously close: slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/… via @slate
The "In Memorium" segment of the Oscars this year is going to be so long, the song they'll have to use is "Alice's Restaurant"
The name of any whisky can be an effective euphemism for the word vagina. Try it in a sentence and thank me later.
Based on lens flare density alone, I’m assuming this Adele segment is being directed by J.J Abrams #grammys