i love you, but i've chosen pancakes.
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I’ve been watching Fox News for five minutes and I already know based on the commercials that the other people watching with me have back pain, ear wax issues, a need for home security, a love of beaches, and erectile dysfunction.
Yoni Goldberg retweeted
Photoshoot yesterday was a fuckin VIBE.. sick energy and a HUGE thanks to @lastyoni @EmilyChristison & @stylelvr for making it happen! They’re all such amazing people so so blessed to work with them🙏🏼 Big moves being made y’all i hope you’re ready‼️ #732 #Bzz – at Burbank, CA
Yoni Goldberg retweeted
Almost 4000 hats sold so far. Whoever buys the 5000th gets a free hat with their hat! BoringCompany.com/hat
Just returned from the most perfect vacation and now back to work. But work isn't so bad when… instagram.com/p/BYtsRROD3ui/
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🌵Our desert house is finally open for visitors! Follow us thegrahamresidence 🌵 @ The Graham… instagram.com/p/BXLlF-VlndQ/
I just backed UTU - A Sci-Fi Short Film Directed by Daniel Freedman on @Kickstarter kck.st/2uO2dmY
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Yoni Goldberg retweeted
"FIFTEEN YEARS LATER" Coming Soon. Thank you to everyone who helped me make this film 🙏🏽👊🏽 @MattMcGorry @RachieBros
Momentarily interrupting your feed with your daily dose of the California coastline. instagram.com/p/BS1OYwAl8r7/
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Yoni Goldberg retweeted
A class dad brought in kombucha that turned out to have green dye in it, and now his child attends a perfectly suitable daycare in Glendale.
Yoni Goldberg retweeted
If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, but then stops quacking for an hour, it's being pretty presidential and is not a duck.