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SAS hero & legend Christian Craighead is currently being persued by the UK government who doesn't like the fact he killed islamic terrorists, saving hundreds of lives. @one_man_in
Replying to @AllisonPearson
The absolute legend Christian Craighead (Obi One Nairobi) is currently being protected from Labour by the Trump administration. Labour wants him in prison.
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You can't make this up. The useful idiots have no idea. 👇"Journalist" from Gaza.
Nothing to see here. Just another woman with more balls than every single male politician, collectively! 📢"I cannot forgive, & there are so many others who will never forget just how long it has taken the UK Government to finally do the right thing📢 @larabirdsnp #israel
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With @SadiqKhan’s C40 Net Zero pedestrianisation, Oxford Street is already overrun by mobs. Tonight police have arrived and chaos is unfolding, perfectly primed for London’s Paris-style battleground. A West End landmark reduced to net zero bullshit and migrant disorder.
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Last wknd, a Weatherspoons caused a stir when a member of their staff decided that wearing a poppy is a political symbol & banned people wearing them in the pub. His supporter 'steve' totally feels his bravery, despite his alarm & distress #parody #poppyBan
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Push for reparations and then moan about racism. Such tedious showboating, and we’re all bored of it. It’s been done to death. You’re a British MP. Act like it.
I've received waves of racism & abuse since my #BHM speech. A Shadow Minister referred to my "mates overseas" and told me I should "do one" Who exactly are my mates overseas? 🤔 Today I called out his racially-charged comment. Grateful for Speaker's response 👇🏾
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So you're telling me Flavio Bolsonaro went from winning the first round of the elections by a healthy margin, having 80-90% odds of winning the second round, to losing and having his passport confiscated And you wanna convince me Brazil is a democracy?
WTF IS GOING ON!?! Bolsonaro, who won the first round of the elections, but somehow lost last night, has now had the Brazilian Feds confiscate his passport?!?!
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Replying to @TheRealJamieKay
Nobody in Restore Britain gives a shit.
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THE GROOMING GANG COVER UP . It’s coming very soon.
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Fool. @grok Clive Lewis' father is from Granada. Explain why he could face racism from Palestinians, including children.
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It's fine to shorten others. Brits, Swede, Pol, Jap, Turk, Aussie, etc etc. They're ashamed of the abbreviation because of the sour taste that comes with it.
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I was just assaulted in Minneapolis at the infamous ‘SHARIA LAW POST OFFICE’ located INSIDE a Mosque!!!! 😲😡 This black Muslim USPS Federal employee ‘Jean Paul’ didn’t allow me inside a Federal Building!!!
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🇬🇧🇵🇰 This is absolutely bonkers! A Brit was arrested for using the word “PAKI” on a live stream! Are you f*cking kidding me, right now?! Grow some thicker skin, you authoritarian bastards... Writers: Jamie, Michael
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This is becoming absolutely ridiculous. Just a quick update on the case, I’ve received a phone call from the Metropolitan Police informing me that the case has been dropped with no further action. I’ve been arrested seven times simply for expressing my views, yet I’ve never been charged. Just endless stress, anxiety, and nights spent in a cell.
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Briton must be ready for war.
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The @StateDept should ban Humza Yousaf from travelling to the US. He's Muslim Brotherhood and a national security threat.
Muslims in public office - like Ilhan Omar - or those who are candidates, face the most horrendous bigotry, anti-Muslim hatred and racism. In this case Dr @AbdulElSayed for having the audacity for wanting to serve the State he was born in while being Muslim. I hope he prevails.
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Sexual offences are FAR higher for Afghans, evidence in the economist shows. We knew that, so let's ban all immigration into Britain from Afghanistan. The same for large parts of Africa, the Middle East and the rest of Asia. Don't manage that immigration, or restrict it, or control it. End it.
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“You just spooked everyone telling them to stop pile (for a crisis)” Andy Burnham:- <Smug look & laughs knowingly> “It’s a challenging World” The UK PM treats the Public with absolute contempt after telling everyone they need to “prepare for a crisis” - now we can’t even keep a straight face‼️
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Senior Isis-linked terrorist who plotted to kidnap British ambassador revealed to have ‘smuggled himself into UK on back of lorry’ gbnews.com/news/migrant-cris…
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Replying to @PatrickChristys
The UK is in the cross hairs of becoming an islamic state.
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You can vote yourself into communism, but you can't vote yourself out of it
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